Caption Competition

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Blogg, May 8, 2009.

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  1. Off you go
  2. "If only they'd waited until today to present me with that kukhri..."
  3. Your gona get it
  4. ... but not in a good way!
  5. "Filleted...and served with a nice Chianti...."
  6. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    We've run out of goats, but that twat is going straight in the Gurkha curry.
  7. "Is it a wig? is. It is!!"
  8. Despite what he is saying,the cnut with the specs is actually thinking,
    "Now then,what expenses should I claim for ,before I get sacked"?
  9. Purdey: "... if he deviates from the speech I prepared for him, I'm going to kick his head into that aquarium we passed in the foyer!"

  10. I say, That poor fellow's having his wallet lifted!
  11. "Quite frankly I just don't understand the fascination that HM Forces has with gherkins anyway?"
  12. Ms Lumley noticed some faecal matter on woolas' shoulder and ear lobe and thought to herself 'this man is clearly full of shit'
  13. "Yes, I can see daylight through his ears........."
  14. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

    Lummers the pessimist:

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  15. How many inches of a kukri could i shove up his ring, before he bleeds to death.