Caption Competition - Hoon Captured

Discussion in 'Current Affairs, News and Analysis' started by DonnMac2, Dec 9, 2004.

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  1. Make up your own....


    Hoon pleads for mercy as he is captured by members of the Scottish liberation forces of the Combined Allied British Army.


    The tunnels in which the former Miser for Defence Cuts in the Neu Arbeit Government hid.


    Hoon begs to be handcuffed and given a pair of brown trousers.


    Under interrogation Hoon can't recall who forced him to join Neu Arbeit.


    Relaxing after interrogation he sings like a canary and says he was only obeying orders...or was that ordering H'Orderves?


    Hoon is handed over to English liberation forces for immediate trial and execution.
  2. we can only dream :D

    agent smith
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    Arrrrrrrrgh me plums!!! "Aye , there's mair where that came fra' ye wee bag o' shite"


    The English Army will be this big when I'm finished, Scotland is safe , I've promised Gordon that.
  4. This is in Current Affairs and not the NAAFi because....???????
  5. Because it mixes Current affairs with humour.

    No doubt it will end up in the Bar of renown 8O
  6. Those soldiers look well impressed with Hoon.
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    As I said Mr H, just say the words 'I resign' and Cpl 'x' will remove himself from your backside.. :lol:
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    Even after it was cut off as a traditional Iraqi welcome, Hoon's head continued to lie freely.
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    Suddenly, Geoff noticed a distinct lack of Scottish accents.....
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    Geoff was enjoying cheering up the Royal Irish, but had an uncanny feeling that someone was pointing a laser at the back of his neck....
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    2007; infantry cuts are starting to affect numbers of trained troops for Op Telic 25

    Bloody hell. I've edited it twice now and the pic still doesn't work. Anyone out there care to fix it?
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    Hoons "big fish small fish" routine didnt go down to well??

    Sorry lads almost didnt see you there.


    So you are in the army then?


    Sh*T i thought i was going to Tie-Rack!!!
  15. "How much for your daughters" :wink: