Captain Tom Moore antics

[stacker1]

Such disrespect, for shame.

Clergyman sorry for saying clap for Capt Tom was 'cult of white British nationalism'

A Church of England clergyman has issued an apology after tweeting that the national clap for Captain Sir Tom Moore was an example of the "cult of white British nationalism."

www.lbc.co.uk

 

[syrup]

I can not believe the comments and judgements made on this site in relation to Capt. Tom.
I thought this was for serving and veterans, the ones who have made such remarks were never in the British Army I served in.
How things have sadly changed. Suppose full of snowflakes and jealous sad individuals.
RIP Sir Tom and thank you.

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If you'd been on this site a while back when it was mostly serving and ex serving in the pre padre days it was far more brutal than anything posted on here.
Most people react with he owed me a tenner.
If you did serve in the British Army or any of the forces you'd be aware that black humour is the order of the day.

I do believe there is a thread where you can tug your forelock, spout cliches, and pay your respects to the peoples pensioner.

If your beloved hero was a proper squaddie then you must know after he completed his laps of the care home he went in gave betty (95) a dirty wink and nodded towards the stairs
She knew what was coming after 4 years in the WRAF he even got the Spitfire to fly over to help her get moist.

 

[syrup]

Such disrespect, for shame.

Clergyman sorry for saying clap for Capt Tom was 'cult of white British nationalism'

A Church of England clergyman has issued an apology after tweeting that the national clap for Captain Sir Tom Moore was an example of the "cult of white British nationalism."

www.lbc.co.uk

He's fucked no one disses Captain, Colonel, Sir Tom single handed saviour of the NHS and Burma

 

[velcrostripes]

How long before Channel4 make a documentary accusing him of being a war criminal ?

 

[kelvin_273]

How long before Channel4 make a documentary accusing him of being a war criminal ?

Indeed, Dresden didn't bomb itself.

 

[theoriginalphantom]

 

[4(T)]

So BJ is all in favour of having a statue of Capt Tom erected, yet remains silent on BLM's call to demolish statues, place names and institutions related to Capt Cook - the latest "genocidal" hate figure.

Says it all about the way government runs on media populism alone, lacking in any real moral fibre or sense of proportion.

 

[jarrod248]

How long before Channel4 make a documentary accusing him of being a war criminal ?

He loved shooting nips before breakfast he always said was the best start to the day.

 

[stacker1]

He loved shooting nips before breakfast he always said was the best start to the day.

And shagging whores


And snorting charlie.

 

[theoriginalphantom]

So BJ is all in favour of having a statue of Capt Tom erected, yet remains silent on BLM's call to demolish statues, place names and institutions related to Capt Cook - the latest "genocidal" hate figure.

Says it all about the way government runs on media populism alone, lacking in any real moral fibre or sense of proportion.

the statue will be made by the BBC props department using old are you being served items

 

[jarrod248]

And shagging whores


And snorting charlie.

Join Uncle Tom for his version of Blot, Bang, Rub. The old goat

 

[don't tell him pike]

I can not believe the comments and judgements made on this site in relation to Capt. Tom.
I thought this was for serving and veterans, the ones who have made such remarks were never in the British Army I served in.
How things have sadly changed. Suppose full of snowflakes and jealous sad individuals.
RIP Sir Tom and thank you.

Sent from my SM-A217F using Tapatalk

 

[Endoscope]

You will always be our Captain
You will be spoken of forever.
The man who walked for the NHS
And became a national treasure.

100 years of greatness
Rolled into just one man.
You stole the heart of everyone
With a daily stroll as your plan.

Your eyes they had such sparkle
Today it's hard to know.
Those eyes are closed for always
And that you had to go.

Thank you Sir from all of us
Your legacy will live on.
Sleep peacefully, you deserve the rest
Our hero, Sir Capt Tom.......



Jesus they should ban Facebook

 

[TheSockPuppet]

He loved shooting nips before breakfast he always said was the best start to the day.

Jonny Japs as a youngster, hookers on his yacht as an older man.

 

[Badger_Heed]

You will always be our Captain
You will be spoken of forever.
The man who walked for the NHS
And became a national treasure.

100 years of greatness
Rolled into just one man.
You stole the heart of everyone
With a daily stroll as your plan.

Your eyes they had such sparkle
Today it's hard to know.
Those eyes are closed for always
And that you had to go.

Thank you Sir from all of us
Your legacy will live on.
Sleep peacefully, you deserve the rest
Our hero, Sir Capt Tom.......



Jesus they should ban Facebook

Looking at some of the posts from "members" of ARRSE on other Captain Tom threads they should be banned too.

Saccharine sweet, faux sentimental shite.

"I salute you Sir, RIP etc...."

Sickening.

 

[theoriginalphantom]

"I salute you Sir, RIP etc...."

with an erect phallus?

 

[Septic sid]

Capt Tom, a hundred years,
He walked around his garden.
He made 33 million quid,
And gave the media a hard on.


Should be poet laureate, me.

 

[Badger_Heed]

with an erect phallus?

Obviously, it's what the schlong-meister would want.

 

[RedDinger]

I can not believe the comments and judgements made on this site in relation to Capt. Tom.
I thought this was for serving and veterans, the ones who have made such remarks were never in the British Army I served in.
How things have sadly changed. Suppose full of snowflakes and jealous sad individuals.
RIP Sir Tom and thank you.

Oh, the irony!

 

[CaptainRidiculous]

Personally, I'm very upset that Captain tom leapfrogged up the promotions list to Colonel.
'Major tom' has a certain ring to it.