Captain Tom Moore antics

[jarrod248]

Well it seems the poor chap has had away with millions after the public loved his twinkle eyed ways. He lapped it up with Branson in the Caribbean and scored loads of hookers.
I reckon the net is closing in on him and he’s doing the Guinness defence with a modern twist.
Anyone else know what the old goat may have done with his millions?

 

[Dan Gleebles]

Well it seems the poor chap has had away with millions after the public loved his twinkle eyed ways. He lapped it up with Branson in the Caribbean and scored loads of hookers.
I reckon the net is closing in on him and he’s doing the Guinness defence with a modern twist.
Anyone else know what the old goat may have done with his millions?

In fairness, his wobble around the garden is as impressive as the RAF Regt 5 Mile of Death.

 

[Retd_crab]

He is in hospital with Covid 19

Covid-19: Captain Sir Tom Moore in hospital with coronavirus Covid-19: Captain Sir Tom Moore in hospital with coronavirus

 

[jarrod248]

He is in hospital with Covid 19

Covid-19: Captain Sir Tom Moore in hospital with coronavirus Covid-19: Captain Sir Tom Moore in hospital with coronavirus

Rubbish he’s on his toes after snorting a kilo of Charlie. Private jet and no doubt never be heard of again.
some stories about his death as he reads the sun on a beach swigging cocktails.

 

[A signaller]

He is in hospital with Covid 19

Covid-19: Captain Sir Tom Moore in hospital with coronavirus Covid-19: Captain Sir Tom Moore in hospital with coronavirus

I do hope he pulls through, the last of a dieing breed, no pun intended.

 

[Provost]

Rubbish he’s on his toes after snorting a kilo of Charlie. Private jet and no doubt never be heard of again.
some stories about his death as he reads the sun on a beach swigging cocktails.

Tha's why the ould sod'll never be welcome in Liverpewl, la'.

 

[A signaller]

Tha's why the ould sod'll never be welcome in Liverpewl, la'.

please explain!

 

[Gun_Brickie]

Clam chowder, with a little slab of extra-old cheddar on the side tonight.

 

[BossHogg]

please explain!

That shit paper is Persona Non Grata on Merseyside after the well publicised false stories it printed about the Hillsborough disaster.

 

[BareGrills]

Beef stir fry, all done with 200volts after some sort of electrical palaver with something-or-other on the grid.

 

[theoriginalphantom]

Rubbish he’s on his toes after snorting a kilo of Charlie. Private jet and no doubt never be heard of again.
some stories about his death as he reads the sun on a beach swigging cocktails.

you've been watching (or remembering) too much 70's telly (again)

 

[DSJ]

In fairness, his wobble around the garden is as impressive as the RAF Regt 5 Mile of Death.

Something for the Rockapes to aspire to!

 

[theoriginalphantom]

Tha's why the ould sod'll never be welcome in Liverpewl, la'.

sod off, he should be a hero to them, he walked about a bit (say the distance to the bookies and back) and took other peoples money for it.

 

[Effendi]

Saw the news of his hospitalisation earlier.

Good luck and keep fighting Sir.

 

[964ST]

Serving you Country does not Demand Respect!

But it should Command Respect.

Good luck, Captain Moore.

 

[Swan Song]

When he finally goes*, he can keep his boots.

I want his bike.


*Happy to be kept waiting.

 

[Joker62]

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When he finally goes*, he can keep his boots.

I want his bike.


*Happy to be kept waiting.

It's a step through, so either a bint's bike or a moped!

 

[Swan Song]

It's a step through, so either a bint's bike or a moped!

My bollocks hang low these days.

 

[Gout Man]

I do hope he pulls through, the last of a dieing breed, no pun intended.

So do I but pneumonia is a killer by itself, add dash of COVID 19 and I think it’s curtains.

 

[Gout Man]

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When he finally goes*, he can keep his boots.

I want his bike.


*Happy to be kept waiting.

Feck that it’s as old as him.