Captain Scarlet would kick that poncey Franco-prusso-italian m*****F****'s arrse, but he's retired now. May i propose a Truly British superhero, Major "Yorky" Pudding. His great great great grandad was a rifleman at Waterloo, his great grandad was in the RFC in WW1, his maternal and paternal grandads were at Arnhem and Taranto respectively. He heads a secret military unit that uses an Army Rumour Website as a cover. Their mission is to trounce Capt Europe at every turn. He doesn't have a wolf, he has MDN on a leash and Helen, Europa, Moodybitch and Beanz all have regular catfights, in blancmange. He also has a really cool car, with missiles and stuff
Sorry, have I been stuffing too much columbian marching powder up me nose? Is this a pi55 take or gen? If it's the former, it's rather satirical, if it's the latter, i'm deeply confused as to who the audience may be and who is paying for this waste of webspace??
Has anyone noticed from the introduction slide showing a map of Capt Euros' domain that the epicentre of his empire is in fact just north of Berlin. Isn't this a bit worrying? Haven't we seen this before somewhere?