Capt Ally

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  1. It may just be me but I seem to have been followed by Capt Ally throughout my time in TA.

    c1993 Cpt Plankton - hated by my Coy. Had the most barking ideas.... Entire 15 Bde digging in on Salisbury plain, even had the sigs det dug in with overhead cover and this prat decides he wants the 9x9 erected!!!!!!

    c1998 Cpt ShitForBrains - they'd started following me to work by then... ex HAC and Cdo RArty... shudder. His key CV included setting up his battery at the wrong range (ignoring his snco's)

    c1998 Cpt Ghurkali - I think by the end he realised those bang things we had were mortars

    2003 Cpt JEEZNotAgain - This one managed to get CO!

    Am I the only one been plauged by ex regular DE officers?
  2. I believe I have posted on this topic before, but my experiences of TA Officers are:

    1) "LE" Old Fuckers who don't know when its time to fuck off.
    2) Old Knackers
    3) Young Knackers
    4) Callow OTC Youths
    5) A few incredibly good ones who are frankly wasted in the TA.

    Average age of an Officers Mess in the late 20's/early 30's? And we wonder why its hard to recruit for a post that trains you how to command whilst blatently stating that you can never do that job on Ops.
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  3. Think you missed the "Ally" point.

    There never was, is or ever will be anything "Ally" about being a complete and utter cunt.

    But fuck my old boots you seem to attract them.

  4. This isn't the NAAFI Bar. Please don't swear.
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  5. Sorry mate I thought it had one of those filter thingys.
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  6. Whats the fucking problem with swearing, you cunts?
  7. Jesus hears your potty mouth cocksucker.
  8. Do you kiss your ack adj with that mouth??
  9. Course I fucking do.
  10. Where?

    (Ten bastard letters.)
  11. Forastero

    Forastero LE Moderator

    What the fuck is a fucking 'Cpt'?
  12. A's one of these.
  13. Forastero

    Forastero LE Moderator