Ulster_Rifleman said:
Why was she in the unisex disabled bog?
Because they are far more comfortable and luxurious than standard heads. Lock the door behind you and you have the entire lavvy to yourself, advantages include:
1. Plenty of room to stretch your legs as your ricker is strained to the very limit by a steaming great brown trout.
2. Grab handles either side of the chodbin, in case you need extra leverage.
3. You can even piss in the sink without anyone giving you a funny look.
4. There will be no ethnic gentleman asking if you would like to "freshen up for da punani".
5. You can have a thrap without fear of being disturbed.
6. Less likely to have seen immediate prior action, so you don't have to breathe in the fumes of someone elses dump.
That is all.