Capability Holiday

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W ith apologies to Cliff Richard:

We're all going on a capability holiday,
No more carrier strike for a decade or two,
Hope the Argies won't invade the Falk-a-lands
Cos then we'd be in trouble oo-ooo-ooo-oo.
Cos then we'd be in trouble oo-ooo.

We're all going on a capability holiday,
Heavy armour's not a pri-or-i-ty,
Hope the baddies don't have a T-80,
Or a T-Seventy two-oo-ooo,
Or a T-Seventy two.

We're all going on a capability holiday,
No maritime reconnaisance aircraft for you,
Sorry Andrew about your boomer submarines,
We can't sanitise the sea for you-oo-ooo,
We can't sanitise the sea for you.

We're all going on a capability holiday,
50 JSF will have to do.
No more Harrier or Tornado,
Close Air support's too scary oo-ooo-ooo-oo
We're dropping the grunts in the poo.
 

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