On behalf of the Management here at ARRSE I should like to make it plain that our esteemed Moderator canteen_cowboy, the man who quite rightly moved my 'Life among the Afghan' thread to The ARRSE Hole enjoys our fullest confidence and will remain a valued member of the Mod Squad. There is absolutely no evidence to suggest that he is Welsh, and even if he was, there is nothing wrong with being Welsh. canteen_cowboy is interested in camels, sheep, goats and donkeys purely because they are Gods creatures and he likes to watch wildlife programmes with that Attenborough bloke. Not the one who did Jurassic Park. The other one. I am proud to call canteen_cowboy a close personal friend and any action this sterling example of ARRSE Moddom takes will have the full support of myself, my fellow Mods and Admins. Thank you for your time.