canteen_cowboy - A Statement

TheIronDuke

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#1
On behalf of the Management here at ARRSE I should like to make it plain that our esteemed Moderator canteen_cowboy, the man who quite rightly moved my 'Life among the Afghan' thread to The ARRSE Hole enjoys our fullest confidence and will remain a valued member of the Mod Squad.

There is absolutely no evidence to suggest that he is Welsh, and even if he was, there is nothing wrong with being Welsh.

canteen_cowboy is interested in camels, sheep, goats and donkeys purely because they are Gods creatures and he likes to watch wildlife programmes with that Attenborough bloke. Not the one who did Jurassic Park. The other one.

I am proud to call canteen_cowboy a close personal friend and any action this sterling example of ARRSE Moddom takes will have the full support of myself, my fellow Mods and Admins.

Thank you for your time.
 

TheIronDuke

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#5
How would you two like to enjoy my close personal support? I have the ear of the General and it is a career move.

Just say the word chaps.
 
#6
TheIronDuke said:
How would you two like to enjoy my close personal support? I have the ear of the General and it is a career move.

Just say the word chaps.

Has your methadone run out or are you normally as mad as a box of frogs?
 

TheIronDuke

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#7
aw, I'm just trying to fit in around here. Its nice to be nice.
 
#9
The Lord Flasheart said:
You'll fit in perfectly.
Why? Does theIronDuke use his M16 to clean his ears? Does he have a hairy arse? Does he an intellect only a monkey would be a proud of?

Flashheart....center back...the bench...
 
#10
Wenger said:
The Lord Flasheart said:
You'll fit in perfectly.
Why? Does theIronDuke use his M16 to clean his ears? Does he have a hairy arse? Does he an intellect only a monkey would be a proud of?

Flashheart....center back...the bench...
Christ on a bike, they are all out tonight.

Lost your soap too?
 
#11
The Lord Flasheart said:
Wenger said:
The Lord Flasheart said:
You'll fit in perfectly.
Why? Does theIronDuke use his M16 to clean his ears? Does he have a hairy arse? Does he an intellect only a monkey would be a proud of?

Flashheart....center back...the bench...
Christ on a bike, they are all out tonight.

Lost your soap too?
I'm not familiar with this "lost your soap" idiom. Could explain it, you seem informed?

Still...the bench....
 
#12
wenger go play with the cars, i here the m4 is really good, go on shoooo
 
#14
canteen_cowboy said:
I thank you very much, but i don't have a clue to what you are on about?
C_c, I think the local mong bus has stopped off at arrse tonight and the occupants have mllarrd their way over here.



Glue sniffing. Its no joke you know.

 

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