Canteen Cowboy's so strict in here

#6
armourer said:
What's i worth to give you a detailed account......................
Unused Bic Pen, 89p loose change, Blue Tac, Buster DVD, 5 Screen Wipes, Lazy Dog Bomblet, 3 Blank Cd's, a Sponge....a cuddly toy
I've seen a Thai lass shoot ping pong balls out of herself but the above kit list would sting a bit :D
 
#8
Poppy said:
I always say I'll try anything once............. :)

Okey Dokey...will you marry me perchance ?..........er better check I suppose....not that I want to appear sexist...but you are a girlie aren't you.. :wink:
 
#9
armourer said:
Poppy said:
I always say I'll try anything once............. :)

Okey Dokey...will you marry me perchance ?..........er better check I suppose....not that I want to appear sexist...but you are a girlie aren't you.. :wink:
I'm not fussy, every colon ( male or female ) is genetically the same it's only the amount of hair that differs. :oops: Unless you are old school WRAC and it must be like taking a dump through an army sock. :D
 
#10
Snow_White said:
The way he exerts all that discipline.

What do you think he'd do to me, if I was a naughty girl?
He'd walk in the room, bend double, groan whilst simultaneously jerking his hips and produce a small but perfectly formed map of Africa in his 501's. All this would take place in the blink of an eye. Two blinks, and he'd have 2 continents on his jeans.
 
#12
That is precisely why I come here, to experience the firm hand of discipline. :D
If you want a truly kinky Mod experience, go to Pprune and go into "Jetblast". It is policed by a truly awful troika of harpies, whose zeal in pedantically enforcing the Board rules is unsurpassed. :roll:
 
#13
He's a cheeser. This is probably his first time in charge of anything, and by christ is he gonna show you who's Boss.

He also posts under Ex Dvr, claims on the SPAM site that he was bayoneted in '82 by an Argie. He's told a few on this site that he suffers from PTSD as a result of being 'down south'.

Cheeser. 100% cheeser.
 
#14
Baddass said:
He's a cheeser. This is probably his first time in charge of anything, and by christ is he gonna show you who's Boss.

He also posts under Ex Dvr, claims on the SPAM site that he was bayoneted in '82 by an Argie. He's told a few on this site that he suffers from PTSD as a result of being 'down south'.

Cheeser. 100% cheeser.
:lol: do you still use your alias as well ?
 
#15
I think it is sad when some people only post just to get a reaction.
Do you think they possibly have something fundamentally wrong with their lives on the internet if that's all they have to contribute? or is it they have no friends
 
#16
skeletor said:
I think it is sad when some people only post just to get a reaction.
Do you think they possibly have something fundamentally wrong with their lives on the internet if that's all they have to contribute? or is it they have no friends
Sounds like Badarse, the duty clerk.
 
#17
skeletor said:
I think it is sad when some people only post just to get a reaction.
Do you think they possibly have something fundamentally wrong with their lives on the internet if that's all they have to contribute? or is it they have no friends

Sir called? :lol:
 
#18
skeletor said:
I think it is sad when some people only post just to get a reaction.
Do you think they possibly have something fundamentally wrong with their lives on the internet if that's all they have to contribute? or is it they have no friends
Oh, er, hi Dad!
 
#19
Don't give him/her a bad time. They have been cool with me. They are only doing a job. What would it be like if they were not with us! Every little bit of sensitive C**P would be allowed to float around the net. May mean nothing to us, but to some idiot who wants to have a pop it might.
 
#20
I love CC, in fact I dream of being disciplined by him. Ahhhh, sod it.....who ever wants to discipline me can do it, for free? e-mail me on

pimplearrse@wackmyarrse.com

Usually I end up paying for it from that shit hole by Pompey University, you know the one. Upstairs from O'Neills! By christ can she whack your arrse hard with cat'o'nine tails :twisted:
 

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