Cant stop biffing

[fridge_magnet]

Hope someone can give me some advice on a bit of a delicate problem I've devloped over the past few months. Recently, I can't seem to stop biffing. I haven't changed my diet or anything like that and rarely drink and there is no pain, it's just that I biff all the time. Don't think it's serious enought to see a doctor and bowel movements are all correct. Can anyone give me some pointers on this or tell me what the scientific name is because getting nothing from google. Cheers.

 

[bigbird67]

I suspect you have a common affliction known medically as "being a tosser"!! Your GP should be able to help, just pop in and tell him you need help as you're a tosser......he can probably give you something for it!! Like anthrax!