Can't keep it zipped...

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by msr, Aug 31, 2004.

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  1. msr

    msr LE

  2. What an ufortunate name in the circumstances. :roll:
  3. Hey ho ! Stand by for more tats in DPM on page 3 methinks :roll:

    Ubique ya bass !!!
  4. The story looks quite fishy to me. Totally unsubstantiated. Just as likely that she couldn't hack the training, did a runner and got caught, invented a story to get the instructor in the sh1t. When it didn't work she sells the story to the Sun, possibly looking to end up on Page 3. Even a teacher gets better protection from these types of allegations than this guy has received.
  5. If there were any real evidence that he sh***ed her, he would have been thrown to the wolves.

    Binned for going AWOL and not happy about it methinks :evil:
  6. In the article, it really is unfortunate how Boissel is holding his Rifle (or is that gun!).

  7. * two hours post-booze? Doubt it, more like 5 minutes... right chaps? chaps? :D

    ** She had been in for half a year - and thought she had to do whatever he said? She should know! Then drop her knickers and wait for receivership.

    Honestly, what a ******* wind up - 2 hours! Is that even possible? Miss Spanker said 5 minutes was the norm - honest! :D
  8. msr

    msr LE

    Is that why she was disappointed when you were finished after 30 seconds :wink: ?

  9. Best 30 seconds of her life! :wink: My performance was nothing less than glorious, and i do say so myself :D
  10. msr

    msr LE

    Was this before or after it was posted on the internet?

  11. After, of course. I normally give her all the credit, she needs its - sometimes 5 inches of snarling is just too much for a women. :D
  12. 5 Inches! The lucky lucky girl!!!!!!!
  13. Jealousy will get you nowhere!

    And, this is 5 inches you ain't getting, may i add. Nor would you want to, to be fair.
  14. Well, he did do it twice! :wink:
  15. What's the definition of a "romp"? It seems to be a term that only the redtops use.