Cant believe ARRSE is so busy tonight. It's Friday and i'm off for a beer

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Hermes_R12, Nov 18, 2011.

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  1. Allright Saddos,

    How come this forum is so busy tonight, Its Friday night and beer time or have you got something better to do.
    Discuss amongst yourselves - i'm off for a few of theses:-

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  2. I've reported her to the Environmental Health people.That's very unhygenic that is.
     
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  3. Look at the dust on that counter top.....
     
  4. Cupboards need sanding and re-varnishing too.
     
  5. I'm on call for an alcohol detox unit.
     
  6. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Might have a wank on the way home tonight. And why the fuck am I still at work at this time on a Friday?

    Cunts!
     
  7. She's got split ends
     
  8. Mermaids don't.
     
  9. Upon further examination it also seems she needs Health and Safety training.Particularly the module concerning "Over reaching and stretching"
     
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  10. Didn't know you worked in A&E!
     
  11. Love to watch her open a bottle, seeing as she left her knickers off. :)
     
  12. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    "A Harvey Wallbanger, please, and some pork scratchings."
     
  13. If you worked as much as you schimfed you'd have finished your work days ago.
     
  14. Countertop? Cupboards? Sorry, can't seem to see any.
     
  15. Fuck my local looks shit now