Can't argue with Maths.

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  1. [FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif]How can you possibly give more than 100%?
    What makes up 100% in life?
    [FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif]Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: [/FONT]
    [FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif]If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
    [FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif]is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
    [FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif]Then: [/FONT]
    [FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif]H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =98%
    [FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif]and [/FONT]
    [FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif]K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =96%
    [FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif]But , [/FONT]
    [FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif]A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =100%
    [FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif]And, [/FONT]
    [FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif]B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 =103%
    [FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif]AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. [/FONT]
    [FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif]A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
    [FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif]So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close,
    and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
    [FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif]Now I know why some people are where they are.[/FONT]