Can't afford to get pregnant

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by whitmos, Sep 2, 2012.

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  1. "I've got to get to the doctor and renew my prescription of birth control pills.
    I can't afford to get pregnant!" said Rosie to Nina.
    "But I thought you said your husband had a vasectomy," Nina responded.
    "He did.
    That's why I can't afford to get pregnant."
     
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