Cannibals.......

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Apologies if this has been posted and before and I also apologise for the fact that it is a bit lame too!

Due to the current recruitment problem, the British Army recently recruited
cannibals to fill vacant posts in the establishment.

"You are all part of our team now", said the RSM during the welcoming
briefing. "You get treated the same as all the other recruits, and you can
go to the cookhouse to eat, but please don't eat any of our other
soldiers". The cannibals promised they would not.

Four weeks later the RSM assembled the cannibals again. "You're all working
very hard and I'm satisfied with your effort. However, the CSM has
disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to him?"

The cannibals all shook their heads "No".

After the RSM had left, the senior cannibal said to the others, "OK, which
one of you idiots ate the CSM?"

A hand rose hesitantly.

"You fool!" he continued. "For four weeks we've been eating 'Officers' and
no one noticed anything. But, NOOOoooooooooo, you had to go and eat someone
who actually does something!" :roll: :roll:
 

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