Cannibal Kraut

#2
Yeah, just seen this on the 10 o'clock news (Gasp! Student watching news?)
I think I'm more disturbed by the fact that this guy (supposedly) voluntarily let himself be killed and eaten. You might have to be slightly unhinged to eat another human being, but how unhinged do you have to be to offer yourself up as the main course? 8O
 
#5
Have you seen the geezers boat race? (Nnneigh) Looks to me like he got fed-up eating apples through letter boxes and opted for a bit of meat inside him (Oo-er)
 
#10
You've got to be 'out of your tree' to want to eat someone (or possibly very hungry), and it gets a little too 'Hanibal Lecktor' for me when he decides to invite his meal round to his flat, chat, drink coffee and video the whole thing.

But this Bernd-Jurgen Brandes must have been several miles further down the 'Loopy Line' with a first class ticket on the 'Insane Express'! Not only did he volunteer (and we all know that breaks the BIG 'Rule One'), he joined in the first course of fried todger and, according to the papers, said before he bled to death (10 hours later!) that if he was still alive by the morning he'd join his host in sharing a breakfast of his knackers!!!!

There are some sick people out there, and there may be more who want to eat rather than be eaten!! 8O
 
#11
Gunny Highway said:
I wouldn't have started with his willy though. If it was a woman, were would you start ??
I always like prawn cocktail for an entree, so the clitoris first I think, same shape and taste :p
 
#13
GH.... Not like the woman I was with last month. Tasted and smelt like sardines in tomato sauce......

God GH, not necrophilia again! I'm sure that's how they taste to you dear....yuck! 8O
But GH, Shotgun was on about LIVE woman, but then that would be a whole New World for you..... :roll:
 
#17
Ahhhh GH, i didn't know you cared! :oops:
Thanks for asking! :)
No, not sacked, I got heaped upon.... :(
But I'll survive.... :wink:

GH if we used your todger as a started would it be a meal from the kiddies menu? :roll:
 
#18
blessedbabycakes1810 said:
Ahhhh GH, i didn't know you cared! :oops:
Thanks for asking! :)
I don't care. Your something I stepped on the pavement that still smells even after cleaning the shoe twice.

blessedbabycakes1810 said:
No, not sacked, I got heaped upon.... :(
But I'll survive.... :wink:
Personally, as a manager, I would have kicked your fat carcass out the front door, only stopping to ensure everyone heard and seen the event.

blessedbabycakes1810 said:
GH if we used your todger as a started would it be a meal from the kiddies menu? :roll:
My penis has never had any complaints in the seeeex department, unlike your whale blubber belly. Single and lonely are we? :twisted:
 

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