Cannibal German Sergeants in Black Pudding Madness!

Cannibal German Sergeants in Black Pudding Madness!

Well, bugger me! (Is it wrong that I have considered something similar myself? Just as well I'm idle.)

"The two sergeants had plans to mass produce the sausages using the blood of comrades and family members they wanted to let in on their little scheme.

But their commanding officers scuppered their catering sideline when one of their fellow soldiers complained: "I have been asked to give blood for sausage making and I want to know if this is against regulations."

The problem for a military tribunal is that cannibalism itself is not in the German military rulebook. A source at the base at Fuerstenfeldbrueck, where the men worked in the medical department, said: "They will probably have to hit them with something like bringing the service into disrepute or disgracing the honour of the squadron.

"No-one has a clue what they were up to. It's not some weird gay thing - just weird. "
Jesus don't let MOD see this, it will probably become compulsory :crying:
I've have a recollection that this was seriously proposed during the Last Unpleasantness as a way of dealing with blood transfusion stocks that were going out of date.
Magnus Pyke CLICKY
Dashing_Chap said:
I heard they did something similar with lampshades once.


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