Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by radiorental, Aug 14, 2011.

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  1. My girlfriend has packed her bags and left because of my pasta fetish.

    I'm feeling Cannelloni right now.
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  2. Paddy is on a flight from London to New York. As they land the captain comes over the tannoy and says "ladies and gentlemen - today we have made the fastest translatlantic crossing ever"

    Paddy asks the Captain " is that a record Sir"?

    Captain says "No that was me speaking"
  3. Obviously pasta sell by date then!