Due to a fall in recruitment a batch of Cannibals joined the Army. The CO welcomed them to the unit "Lovely to have you chaps here with us, just do me a favour and don't eat anyone" The weeks went by until the CO popped into talk to the chief "Um just checking but we seem to be missing a Corpral, you wouldn't know anything about that would you?" THe Cheif Cannibal said that he had not seen a corpral anywhere. After the CO left the Chief got all the others together "Right who ate the Corpral? Come on I know you did!!!" A hand raised guiltily at the rear of the Group. "YOU CNUT" Exploded the Chief. "For month we have been eating Officers and no one noticed but you had to go and eat someone USEFUL!!!!!!"