Why not list your ideal candidates for a human centipede. Even better, don't restrict yourself to just three people. A list of five or more could mean that you can connect the one at the front to the one at the back in order to have them feeding on a circle of shite for eternity. I propose: 1. Gordon Brown 2. Cherie Blair (the obnly mouth big enough to deal with the arsehole in front of her) 3. Abu Hamza 4. Jedward 5. Jedward 6. Keith fkucking Chegwin 7. Maddie (at least we'd know where she was) 8. That irritating twat from thr BT adverts 9. And his equally scabby missus.