Canadians have some explaining to do...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Schaden, Mar 9, 2013.

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  1. Schaden

    Schaden LE Book Reviewer

    Justin Bieber arrives late, goes out topless, wears a gas mask and then collapses on stage


    Being put in his Child Seat...

    AGW -Momo- of Upper Moose Droppings - Canada

    "We're sorry."

    AGW dread- - of USA takes exception...

    No you're not!

    Don't patronize us.

    You tease us with your beer, and your bacon products, you're habitant soups...cojole us with the hockey blood sport and your cheap cigarettes at the indian casinos....we were friends FRIENDS Don't you remember the fun we had sneaking into russia in 1918? That was great, and what you did to Olga was just indecent! we were mostly always OK with each other...except for your "new" friend in cuba....we had open borders mostly...our kids played together....drunk curling....strippers....Hiram Walker....oh the good times. You made us laugh with John Candy and Dan Aykroyd kept us up at night with Pamela Anderson but then something went wrong.... You gave us Shatner...he's borderline nuts, a strange man but we could wrap our heads around him....Katherine Ohara & Eugen LEvy.... Leonard Cohen...Neil Young....good solid people....Christopher Plummer? Wonderful!....but then...Howie Mandel? He's just broken, puts a latex glove on his about your foreshadowing....Celine Dion...Ann Murrey....Avril Lavinge? really? Why? What did we do? And you didn;t stop...Michael Bublé....and now Drake? Take him back we have enough wanna be gangsters....and for god sake put a leash on Bieber and tell him to pull up his pants.
  2. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    someone really needs to introduce him to mr baseball bat in the face and soon.

    he's going to end up like an inverted micheal jackson at this rate - it'll start with spray tan and end in tears
  3. Is he trying to get all "rock 'n roll" on us or is he really loosing it?
  4. After sharing drinks with various members of Princess Pat's Canadian Light Infantry and Fort Garry Horse, back in the day,find it hard to believe he is Canadian.
  5. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer


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  6. Yep, no weird 18th Century moustache for starters......... And he doesn't say whole nine yards every other sentence!
  7. Schaden

    Schaden LE Book Reviewer

    oopsy didn't realise that Mr Bieber had his own thread on Arrse...
  8. Indeed he does need his teeth putting through the roof of his mouth, however, at 19 who amongst us wasn't a massive knob and we didn't have his access to booze, drugs, screaming clunge and an inexhaustible amount of cash.
    Fuck me I'd have windmilled into any amount of photographers crowds etc etc for shits and giggles!
  9. The name Cockjuggling Thundercunt was made for him.
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  10. Imagine how we feel. BTW as long as he's over there feel free to keep him will ya.
  11. He's probably been snorting maple syrup - apparently that's what Canadians do for kicks.
  12. If you're mega rich, famous and intent on wandering around the place topless, why not invest in a personal trainer and start doing roids? Most of his fans would deck him in a scrap.
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  13. I'm predicting that Bieber's naked and covered in jelly corpse will be found in the near future alongside a bowl filled to the brim with a year's production of Colombian marching powder.
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