Can you spot when they fake it?

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  1. 14/20 and there are some really scary people on that!!

  2. 18/20. I generally start from the preposition that they are faking it these days.
  3. A fake smile is usually followed by the preverbial knife between the shoulder blades.

    Always be aware of gurners.
  4. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I saw this thread title and thought it was about orgasms.

    My initial thought was "Fuck it, who cares"
  5. 12 out of 20 ! lowest so far ! but in fairness I dont buy stuff just cos the seller is smiling.
  6. 13/20,

    Fuck me I've got 'victim' written all over me =|
  7. 14 out of 20 for me.
    All the ones I got wrong were borderline, so I opted for fake when the were actually genuine.
    So I didn't get a fake smile wrong.
  8. 11/20. Maybe I'm autistic. Just not used to smiling when I'm around.
  9. terroratthepicnic

    terroratthepicnic LE Reviewer Book Reviewer
    1. ARRSE Runners

    Interestingly I got most of the fake ones right. Those that I got wrong should be shot with real smiles like theirs, they made me feel dirty.
  10. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    16 out of 20 - holy shit, how come I keep getting fucked over then?
  11. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    14/20 - although what that proves = ?
  12. I didn`t even bother doing the test. Experience tells me that when some character starts grinning and smiling at you,they want something. Avoid the smiley types at all cost, They are either retards or villains.
  13. Simple minds think alike mate. :)

  14. A very poor 9/20.

    PS The creature in pic 13 male or female?