Can you hit a transsexual?

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#1
Purely hypothetical of course, but i had nothing better to do and i found some Jerry Springer. On there a transsexual told their boyfriend they in actual fact use to have a twig and berries. Naturally he was a nat upset by this information and was doing all he can to get round the security and twat her/him/it.

So i was wondering, since you can't him women what would they be classed as?
Can you fill in a woman who was a man? Can you fill in a man who was a woman? Have i thought too much into this and should concentrate more on getting promoted at work by getting that all important 2nd star at McDonald's?

I don't know.

Edd
 
#2
A kick in the kegs is clearly out. Although I wonder if you did kick one where they used to be, they'd get phantom pains?
 
#4
Edd,

This is something I thought about quite a bit while watching an extremely educational Programme called big Brother, you might of heard of it. On there was a ‘lady’ called Nadia, but infact Nadia was once a holder of a twig and berries. Sheman was one of the most annoying persons ever to grace my telly, I really wanted to smack himher one. But wondered, if sheman was to hit me back could I have himher done for hitting a women. This is something I never looked into but would too appreciate a reply regarding your query.
 
#5
I have no patience for TV/ TSs so yes you can smack it, it's a bloke!
 

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#6
Stephanie said:
Edd,

This is something I thought about quite a bit while watching an extremely educational Programme called big Brother, you might of heard of it. On there was a ‘lady’ called Nadia, but infact Nadia was once a holder of a twig and berries. Sheman was one of the most annoying persons ever to grace my telly, I really wanted to smack himher one. But wondered, if sheman was to hit me back could I have himher done for hitting a women. This is something I never looked into but would too appreciate a reply regarding your query.
Tricky one that. You could punch them in the face as hard as you could, and then say it was a retrospective slap for crimes committed as a man. Failing that, you could give them a back-hander but do it with dusters on.
 
#7
Stephanie said:
Edd,

This is something I thought about quite a bit while watching an extremely educational Programme called big Brother, you might of heard of it. On there was a ‘lady’ called Nadia, but infact Nadia was once a holder of a twig and berries. Sheman was one of the most annoying persons ever to grace my telly, I really wanted to smack himher one. But wondered, if sheman was to hit me back could I have himher done for hitting a women. This is something I never looked into but would too appreciate a reply regarding your query.
I also saw some of that education programme. Considering that sheman remained quite masculine even after her operations i would have no problem re-arranging her face or you sueing her for a man hitting a woman. However i am interested in what would have happened had you kick a sheman in the nads/clam. Would the nads just fall off?

Edd
 
#8
Depends if he/she has slipped you one up the old Marmite Motorway...lol
 
#9
Not all transsexuals are blokes who become women, it does happen the other way round , all that pent up new testosterone in the system, angry formally female now with all that angry man hormone flooding round the system, yeah fill your boots, someone who has experienced pmt, monthlies and now has testosterone.... better find a regiment of gurkhas first tho ;)


Interests: PT hermit, having no luck with women, and pretending my life will actually go somewhere
Reading that from your profile tho Edd, I'd have thought you wouldn't be fighting a lass who was formerly a fella, but more trying your arm as at the end of the day a womans a woman, and make the most of your luck being in ;)
 
#10
edd1989 said:
since you can't him women
You sexist pig. The suffragettes threw themselves in front of galloping horses in order to get the vote and achieve equality. Who are you to deprive them of their inalienable right to a handy sized smack in the mouth.
You should be ashamed of yourself. Don't worry sisters, in a show of solidarity with your cause, I'm prepared to spark out any judy who looks at me a bit funny.
No need to thank me.
 
#11
scaleybint said:
Not all transsexuals are blokes who become women, it does happen the other way round , all that pent up new testosterone in the system, angry formally female now with all that angry man hormone flooding round the system, yeah fill your boots, someone who has experienced pmt, monthlies and now has testosterone.... better find a regiment of gurkhas first tho ;)
I suppose they use rubber balls but they'd have to do some flap stretching to make a scrotum. I wonder what they make the willies out of?
 
#12
EX_STAB said:
scaleybint said:
Not all transsexuals are blokes who become women, it does happen the other way round , all that pent up new testosterone in the system, angry formally female now with all that angry man hormone flooding round the system, yeah fill your boots, someone who has experienced pmt, monthlies and now has testosterone.... better find a regiment of gurkhas first tho ;)
I suppose they use rubber balls but they'd have to do some flap stretching to make a scrotum. I wonder what they make the willies out of?
Left over ones from blokes who went the opposite way.
 
#13
EX_STAB said:
scaleybint said:
Not all transsexuals are blokes who become women, it does happen the other way round , all that pent up new testosterone in the system, angry formally female now with all that angry man hormone flooding round the system, yeah fill your boots, someone who has experienced pmt, monthlies and now has testosterone.... better find a regiment of gurkhas first tho ;)
I suppose they use rubber balls but they'd have to do some flap stretching to make a scrotum. I wonder what they make the willies out of?

I believe they make the willy out of tissue from the inner thigh and due to no natural erectile tissue they have to have one of their rubber gonads become a pump ( a bit like your old reeboks) to get an erection, and of course extend the urethra to be able to pee standing up.....

Christ who let me take this to an educated level , slap me senseless please its the Naafi bar ffs, not an OU course on making your mam your dad!
 
#15
scaleybint said:
Interests: PT hermit, having no luck with women, and pretending my life will actually go somewhere
Reading that from your profile tho Edd, I'd have thought you wouldn't be fighting a lass who was formerly a fella, but more trying your arm as at the end of the day a womans a woman, and make the most of your luck being in ;)
Make no mistake i do take anything going, its just when the "honeymoon" period is over would it be well within my rights to knock it out when they thieve the duvet?

sandmanfez said:
You sexist pig. The suffragettes threw themselves in front of galloping horses in order to get the vote and achieve equality. Who are you to deprive them of their inalienable right to a handy sized smack in the mouth.
You should be ashamed of yourself. Don't worry sisters, in a show of solidarity with your cause, I'm prepared to spark out any judy who looks at me a bit funny.
No need to thank me.
That's not a bad idea, in support of equal rights to women i'll make sure to give the next girl i see a good slapping for "looking at me funny".
Sandmanfez you are an inspiration to us all!

Edd
 
#16
Moodybitch said:
EX_STAB said:
scaleybint said:
Not all transsexuals are blokes who become women, it does happen the other way round , all that pent up new testosterone in the system, angry formally female now with all that angry man hormone flooding round the system, yeah fill your boots, someone who has experienced pmt, monthlies and now has testosterone.... better find a regiment of gurkhas first tho ;)
I suppose they use rubber balls but they'd have to do some flap stretching to make a scrotum. I wonder what they make the willies out of?
Left over ones from blokes who went the opposite way.
I saw a doco on the telly a while ago about the tranny ops. The females who wanted to become males had to take testosterone for several years, this made their clits grow (bigger than some men's cocks, i've seen). they made the nut sacks out of the flaps and put silicon balls in them.

To construct a cock they took a large skin graft from the geezer birds thigh, and installed some sort of hydraulic air pump thingy so that it could rise to the occasion, it was a very complicated op and most geezer birds don't have it done, they just make do with a testosterone induced swollen clit.
 
#17
Er mastectomy, hysterectomy, 2 nice easy ops for one NOT ... then reconstructive work thats not meant to be, at least the other way round its easier as all fetus's start genderless but the female form is a natural blue print so easier to construct....

I need to get out so much more and watch less tv and read less diversity sites..... or just be a usual scaley and drink brews and play playstation.....
 
#18
scaleybint said:
Er mastectomy, hysterectomy, 2 nice easy ops for one NOT ... then reconstructive work thats not meant to be, at least the other way round its easier as all fetus's start genderless but the female form is a natural blue print so easier to construct....

I need to get out so much more and watch less tv and read less diversity sites..... or just be a usual scaley and drink brews and play playstation.....
Or you could drape yourself over your bike and take lots of pics to chear ZX up.

It's just an idea :)
 
#19
Bullet Sponge said:
scaleybint said:
Er mastectomy, hysterectomy, 2 nice easy ops for one NOT ... then reconstructive work thats not meant to be, at least the other way round its easier as all fetus's start genderless but the female form is a natural blue print so easier to construct....

I need to get out so much more and watch less tv and read less diversity sites..... or just be a usual scaley and drink brews and play playstation.....
Or you could drape yourself over your bike and take lots of pics to chear ZX up.

It's just an idea :)

It'd take more than tht to cheer ZX up, he wouldn't be able to sleep for nights after seeing me draped over a blade BS ;)
 
#20
scaleybint said:
Bullet Sponge said:
scaleybint said:
Er mastectomy, hysterectomy, 2 nice easy ops for one NOT ... then reconstructive work thats not meant to be, at least the other way round its easier as all fetus's start genderless but the female form is a natural blue print so easier to construct....

I need to get out so much more and watch less tv and read less diversity sites..... or just be a usual scaley and drink brews and play playstation.....
Or you could drape yourself over your bike and take lots of pics to chear ZX up.

It's just an idea :)

It'd take more than tht to cheer ZX up, he wouldn't be able to sleep for nights after seeing me draped over a blade BS ;)
Well it would probably help if you changed the gopping colour. :twisted:
 

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