Can you come up with the right phrase ?

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  1. Okay so I need (for some very obscure reason] to come up with a phrase which has to have 5 words starting with the follow letters L, D, M, P and F the words can be in any order but must start with one of those letters and you can only use each letter once. Words such as: of, you, if, etc. can be used in addition to the 5 other words.

    The funnier the better.
     
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    I want my coconut now!
     
  3. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    light diaorreah makes pants filthy.
     
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  10. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Lordy, De Mutha Fucka's Pissed
     
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  12. Lady
    Diners
    Must
    Pump
    Farts


    Light
    My
    Farts
    Dozy
    Professor

    Wind on the brain tonight.
     
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    Dicks
    Make
    Ferocious
    Piss-fountains.
     
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    Will that do? The prize money will go towards genital reconstruction.
     
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    Dads
    Marry
    Phillipino's
    Fastest! :)