Can you come up with the right phrase ?

#1
Okay so I need (for some very obscure reason] to come up with a phrase which has to have 5 words starting with the follow letters L, D, M, P and F the words can be in any order but must start with one of those letters and you can only use each letter once. Words such as: of, you, if, etc. can be used in addition to the 5 other words.

The funnier the better.
 
#2
Limp Dicks Make Pussies Fruitless

I want my coconut now!
 

maguire

LE
Book Reviewer
#3
light diaorreah makes pants filthy.
 
#8
Dave Morgan Likes Fishy Pussy
 

Auld-Yin

ADC
Kit Reviewer
Book Reviewer
Reviews Editor
#10
Lordy, De Mutha Fucka's Pissed
 
#13
Lengthy
Dicks
Make
Ferocious
Piss-fountains.
 
#14
The Lord of the Dance Punctured my Flacid Manhood

Will that do? The prize money will go towards genital reconstruction.
 

udipur

LE
Book Reviewer
#16
Para Mortars Love Fat Dicks?
 
#19
Lick my Dick For a Pound.
 

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