Can we have someone like this over here?

Discussion in 'Current Affairs, News and Analysis' started by Wyvern, Mar 3, 2007.

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  1. Apologies if this has already been posted, but just got this from a friend, if its true, nice to see there's someone with a bit of common out there!! Made me chuckle anyway :eek:)

    TO THOSE OF YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH JOE ARPAIO, HE IS THE MARICOPA COUNTY SHERIFF (ARIZONA ) AND HE KEEPS GETTING ELECTED OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

    These are some of the reasons why:

    * Sheriff Joe Arpaio created the "tent city jail" to save Arizona from spending tens of million of dollars on another expensive prison complex.



    * He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them.



    * He banned smoking and porno magazines in the jails, and took away their weightlifting equipment and cut off all but "G" movies. He says: "they're in jail to pay a debt to society not to build muscles so they can assault innocent people when they leave."



    * He started chain gangs to use the inmates to do free work on county and city projects and save taxpayer's money.



    * Then he started chain gangs for women so he wouldn't get sued for discrimination.



    * He took away cable TV until he found out there was a federal court order that required cable TV for jails. So he hooked up the cable TV again but only allows the Disney channel and the weather channel.



    * When asked why the weather channel he replied: "so these morons will know how hot it's gonna be while they are working on my chain gangs."



    * He cut off coffee because it has zero nutritional value and is therefore a waste of taxpayer money. When the inmates complained, he told them, "This isn't the Ritz/Carlton. If you don't like it, don't come back."



    * He also bought the Newt Gingrich lecture series on US history that he pipes into the jails. When asked by a reporter if he had any lecture series by a Democrat, he replied that a democratic lecture series that actually tells the truth for a change would be welcome and that it might even explain why 95% of the inmates were in his jails in the first place.



    * With temperatures being even hotter than usual in Phoenix (116 degrees just set a new record for June 2nd), the Associated Press reports: About 2,000 inmates living in a barbed- wire-surrounded tent encampment at the Maricopa County Jail have been given permission to strip down to their government-issued pink boxer shorts.



    * On Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing pink boxer shorts were chatting in the tents, where temperatures reached 128 degrees. "This is hell. It feels like we live in a furnace," said Ernesto Gonzales, an

    inmate for 2 years with 10 more to go. "It's inhumane."



    * Joe Arpaio, who makes his prisoners wear pink, and eat bologna sandwiches, is not one bit sympathetic. "Criminals should be punished for their crimes - not live in luxury until it's time for parole, only to go out and commit more crimes so they can come back in to live on taxpayers money and enjoy things many taxpayers can't afford to have for themselves."



    * Wednesday he told all the inmates who were complaining of the heat in the tents: "It's between 120 to 130 degrees in Iraq and our soldiers are living in tents too, and they have to walk all day in the sun, wearing full battle gear and get shot at, and they have not committed any crimes, so shut your damned mouths!"
     
  2. Could we have a JOE ARPAIO sticky? This must be the sixth thread on this guy.
     
  3. And be later cleared of it.

    Not that everybody (anybody) would notice.
     
  4. both - I either do stuff like this or make kittens fight each other. You choose.

    Edited before mistersoft's reply because I didn't want to get sh*t from the fun police.
     
  5. Make kittens fight, you'll be cleared of it later.

    Not that everybody (anybody) would notice.
     
  6. but then I'd have the stigma of being a kitten-abuser with me for life: the only way to handle that would be to hunt down every duplicated thread on Arrse. Do you want to be responsible for encouraging that, mistersoft?
     
  7. I can live with it if you can.

    But then on a boring Saturday afternoon, I'm easy.

    Or so they tell me.