Can someone spare this lad a old copy of Razzle?

Suppose his next appeal will be for a pair of shades, a white stick, & an electric shaver for his hairy palms :wink:
Awwww bless!

I liked this bit:

‘He’s a very attentive pupil’ said his ICT teacher Anneka Johnson, 24. ‘Although he does have a bit of a habit of always dropping his memory stick which I keep having to bend down and pick up! Oh and he shouldn’t bring his camera-phone into class either.’

I am amazed at his parents' mastery of the parental controls.


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Ermmm, has anyone noticed the periodical that hosts the article? And the paragraphs next to this particular one?
Could it be a satirical magazine, perhaps?

Pomp and Circumstance actually written for party popper

Britain’s largest industry now Jane Austen

‘Grand Designs’ to feature Darth Vader’s Death Star

Government to kick-start economy by promising ‘terms and conditions won’t apply’

Yard plummets against the Metre

Manchester City 'to paint Moon blue'

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Bad fcuking drills I feel, sunny jim should have remembered the 3 L's - LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION and tapped in 'naturist beach' into Google and found such delightful locations as Studland Beach in Dorest!

Then he could knock one out over some dried up prune who looks like his granny!

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