Can someone spare this lad a old copy of Razzle?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by vvaannmmaann, Sep 29, 2008.

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  1. Suppose his next appeal will be for a pair of shades, a white stick, & an electric shaver for his hairy palms :wink:
     
  2. Awwww bless!

    I liked this bit:

    ‘He’s a very attentive pupil’ said his ICT teacher Anneka Johnson, 24. ‘Although he does have a bit of a habit of always dropping his memory stick which I keep having to bend down and pick up! Oh and he shouldn’t bring his camera-phone into class either.’

    I am amazed at his parents' mastery of the parental controls.
     
  3. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Ermmm, has anyone noticed the periodical that hosts the article? And the paragraphs next to this particular one?
    Could it be a satirical magazine, perhaps?


    Pomp and Circumstance actually written for party popper

    Britain’s largest industry now Jane Austen

    ‘Grand Designs’ to feature Darth Vader’s Death Star

    Government to kick-start economy by promising ‘terms and conditions won’t apply’

    Yard plummets against the Metre

    Manchester City 'to paint Moon blue'

    Web forum closed after sensible discussion takes place
     
  4. I particularly liked the 'Investment banker pickled in formaldehyde sells for $2.3Bn' story as well!!
     
  5. Bad fcuking drills I feel, sunny jim should have remembered the 3 L's - LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION and tapped in 'naturist beach' into Google and found such delightful locations as Studland Beach in Dorest!

    Then he could knock one out over some dried up prune who looks like his granny!
     
  6. Or he could just watch BBC Hardcore on freeview?

    If only it was for real... :cry: