You are not Kev Hughes you fucker. better men than you have been Kev Hughes and died doing it. You should be strung up! I suggest an apology on Channel 4 news, a massive 6 figure donation to the Kev Hughes Memorial Fund and a naked streak at the royal wedding is the minimum I demand, DEMAND you hear!
I am now taking this behind the scenes to discuss with selected other individuals and I not letting any of you others play. Stephen Seagull, you know who I'm talking about...yes you.