Can some one have a word with the RAF?

#1
Now I'm not normally one to complain but I really must. I know the RAF look up to you AAC types so could you have a word with them for me? They seem to be constantly flying their helicopters over my house and it's getting quite annoying. I mean, it's not even like I live any where near an RAF camp, it's central london!

A pair of Apaches went over last week and that was fine. They were polite and seemed to be following the river but these Chinooks and wot-not seem to be all over the shop! What are they getting up to? Don't they know there's a war on!?
 
#2
As the Military Wing of New Labour the Royal Air Force was demonstrating to the people of London that the allegation of a shortage of helicopters is a lie.

The two Apaches were there as the RAF does not like to go many places unless the AAC shows them the way.
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#3
I would have a word, but it's past 1700hrs and they have all gone home.
 
#4
Had what I think was a Merlin(?) over my office last week, was only one though, I take thats all of them?

Chinooks, regular visitor to work and at home, think three or four went over together receintly.

Herc's all the time, but you can hear them comming about an hour before you see them, trying too keep under the hill line.

Worst, but they fcuked off years ago, used to the A10, didnt give you much warning, just arrived on top of you!

Never see the Lynx though, I take it Flashy's banned from Gloucestershire?
 

the_boy_syrup

LE
Book Reviewer
#5
The_Cheat said:
these Chinooks and wot-not seem to be all over the shop! What are they getting up to? Don't they know there's a war on!?
Do you live near the Palace or Kate's place ?
Wills like to get some training in you know
 
#6
the_boy_syrup said:
The_Cheat said:
these Chinooks and wot-not seem to be all over the shop! What are they getting up to? Don't they know there's a war on!?
Do you live near the Palace or Kate's place ?
Wills like to get some training in you know
Are you suggesting that Prince William, Heir to the Throne and Holder of His Grand-Mum's commission, would go on a jolly in what could be the only Chinook we've got left?

I wont stand for it!

Edit for being a spastic....
 

the_boy_syrup

LE
Book Reviewer
#7
The_Cheat said:
the_boy_syrup said:
The_Cheat said:
these Chinooks and wot-not seem to be all over the shop! What are they getting up to? Don't they know there's a war on!?
Do you live near the Palace or Kate's place ?
Wills like to get some training in you know
Are you suggesting that Prince William, Heir to the Throne and Holder of His Grand-Mum's commission, would go on a jolly in what could be the only Chinook we've got left?

I wont stand for it!

Edit for being a spastic....
Jolly, a Jolly, a fukcing Jolly How very dare you sir
HRH would obviously be training for a full blown SAR task
As all the SAR helicopters are busy keeping ratings up on C5 he has to use a Chinook for training

So far he's rescued - His Brother and 12 of his mates
Kate's mum and dad have made some pretend cliffs just down from their patio where HRH can side slip in and touch and go

Lets not here anymore of this jolly word it's Training :wink:
 
#8
OI CRABS STOP FCUKING FLYING OVER THE CHEAT's GAFF YOU ARRSE BANDITS...

There you go Cheat ....Done :wink:

Sorry MM!
 
#10
T4U2 said:
If you "Lock On" to them you might get a response.
That's an idea... Might take apart a sky dish and a microwave and see what their defensive aids sweet has to say about it!

Quick, to the cheat cave!

T C
 
#11
Can you pass on the co-ordinates so we can avoid you, no, really, we won't route every Chinook and Herc we've got in the UK* over your house, honest



*three
 
#12
Maple said:
Can you pass on the co-ordinates so we can avoid you, no, really, we won't route every Chinook and Herc we've got in the UK* over your house, honest

*three
Oh yeah? Well what if I'm up on the roof with my DIY Man-pads? It'll be like black hawk down all over again!!! Bring it on blue jobs!!!
 
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rogermellie

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#13
We had a Merlin fly over work last week, I could almost count the rivets on it.
Not normally a problem but we have a no fly zone over the site due to the nature of our work.
Someone is in for a major boll......( be careful not the naafi) a real telling off!


Kind regards,

RM
 
#14
Er, that'l be two then.
 

Sixty

ADC
Moderator
Book Reviewer
#16
You could always paint 'Piss Off, Biggles' on your roof?

Can't see that going wrong in any way at all.
 
#17
western said:
As the Military Wing of New Labour the Royal Air Force was demonstrating to the people of London that the allegation of a shortage of helicopters is a lie.

The two Apaches were there as the RAF does not like to go many places unless the AAC shows them the way.
Despite the fact Im sat here in my tinfoil hat, I do believe you may be onto something there!

Labour, always trying to make the Armed Forces out to be a bunch of lying cnuts. Cnuts
 
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rogermellie

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#19
Sixty said:
You could always paint 'Piss Off, Biggles' on your roof?

Can't see that going wrong in any way at all.
Do you know what sixty you might just have hit on something :p
The powers that be have found out where it is based so maybe they should start the letter as you have worded it :lol:


Regards


RM
 

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