Can I?

Where I would have a problem is in the 5th section referring to enforcement.
"if the police believe that you have broken these rules"

Believes? That doesn't cut the mustard, or has Magna Carta been repealed and the burden of proof is now on the accused?
Unfortunately a percentage of the enriched population will use it as an excuse to give it 'yo bro why you stoppin me' etc and then you've got the freeman of the land mob banging on about Bwitish Liberties. Ie some people will act like cnuts and the Police need the powers to deal with then swiftly.
 

Joker62

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The tube is only stuffed because Khan wants to kill of as many commuters as possible to have something to blame on Boris
If you look carefully at the pics on the tube, you'll notice one thing, they ain't your typical "postal voter" demographic.
That, and the fact that the third of TfL staff off "sick" are on full pay, milking it while they can, then when they come back, their unions will be asking for "danger money" working on the tube during a pandemic!
 

SWJ99

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"Hello, hello young Lady and where might you be going this fine sunny morning."
And where are we off to tonight then sonny boy ?

Well it'll have to be your place officer. I've got elderly parents, I can't take you round there.

Be that as it may, the idea that cops can impose an arbitrary fine on what they believe, not on what has been proved beyond a reasonable doubt, grits my shit.
They can't. They can give you a fixed penalty. You then have the choice of either paying it, or going to court to plead not guilty. It is then for the CPS to prove you are guilty, not for you to prove otherwise.

That's how most fines work. You can appeal them if you think you are innocent,
It's not an appeal. You would simply opt for a court trial, where you'd plead not guilty.
 
I bet someone somewhere is asking if dogging is still ok as long as they keep to social distancing guidelines
Might as well stay at home with YouPorn if you intend to keep the social distancing rule whilst dogging. I am led to believe that there are websites that concentrate on showing big willies, but I can't believe that there are any that big and anyway social distancing precludes any kind of penetration.

There should be a government guideline for that kind of thing involving hand (genital) sanitiser, nitrile gloves (blue obv), condoms, face masks (de rigueur anyway, apparently), etc. Might as well stay at home with the aforementioned website (other websites are available) and a bottle of Johnsons Baby Oil.
 
I bet someone somewhere is asking if dogging is still ok as long as they keep to social distancing guidelines
Twigmoor woods was a bit sparse today, nightmare really as I have bollocks like watermelons and could do with dumping some into some gilf ! ;););):-D

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Be that as it may, the idea that cops can impose an arbitrary fine on what they believe, not on what has been proved beyond a reasonable doubt, grits my shit.
It’s a fixed penalty ticket. If you get one you don’t have to pay it. You can dispute it same as any other, and take your chance in court.

Aaaaand once again beaten to it. Even with sod all to do, I’m still not ahead of the game with Arrse post currency.
 
Never seen so many people out and about enjoying all the green spaces. Dog walkers, kids on bikes, couples, even some of the vulnerable walking with a stick who would have had to drive to get out that far.

Everyone keeping their distance, but being polite and courteous.

I went through part of a large urban area and along some major thoroughfares, but no coppers seen at all. Not even a car.
 
Avon and Somerset Police now have an online portal for people to grass up people they don’t like...er, I mean people breaking the rules.
 
Avon and Somerset Police now have an online portal for people to grass up people they don’t like...er, I mean people breaking the rules.
At last! A site that allows us to snitch and beg for more of our freedoms to be taken away! A site that endows us with the sense of importance that comes with being Stasi agents!


Thank **** Labour aren't in government for the next decade.
 
At last! A site that allows us to snitch and beg for more of our freedoms to be taken away! A site that endows us with the sense of importance that comes with being Stasi agents!


Thank **** Labour aren't in government for the next decade.
They’re watching closely, then, when they finally get back in it’ll be “it worked well before, let’s do it”.
 

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