Can I please have my Avatar back?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Drivers_lag, Jul 20, 2013.

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  1. Right. I'm very sorry for my bad behavior of late. I have taken part in a forum raid which for I was banished for a while. I suggested mocking mongs which I was banished for again and I put pictures of a ginking horror all over Militatary History.. which didn't go down too well.

    And I insulted Old Baldy.

    But I seem to be on permanent ROP's for calling a stupid nig a cunt for asking bone questions. I can live with being punished for being a twat, but a permanent infraction for that seems a bit much.

    So I'm very sorry and I promise to behave better in future.

    Can I please come back to the fold?

    D_L
     
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  2. Depends, did you mention the dog that must not be named?
    Ask if you can have an O2 tag, they have a certain je ne c'est quoi.
     
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  3. Stay away from arrse and might give you a chance to get some service in :)
     
  4. Cheeky cnut I joined in '92. That's 21 years of non stop combat... oh, hold on. I've been out a while....
     
  5. Try your own advice sometime, you boring cunt!
     
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  6. You should take a leaf out of SausageCunt and just become a dickhead- that seems to be the key to immunity on here at the moment.
     
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  7. And we thank you for it - I can't express my gratitude over the fact that my mum and sisters have not been' graped' by the Soviet 3rd Shock Army. Now tuck that blanket in, have another Ginger Snap and watch murder She Wrote on ITV3.
     
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  8. "Offers her weak and pathetic shoulders for the boys to cry on".

    IMHO, DL and TMM aren't that bad. At least they are funny sometimes, unlike that cunt SausageDog who is just irritating me more than the fucker phoning me asking to buy a bedsit in Bradford.

    Daaaaaaaads, let them back in please.
     
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  9. Smartarrse here also needs a fucking shoeing.
     
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  10. Slugs, you can't mean ROP'ing The Cliche King, can you? Was he even born during the Cold War years?
     
  11. I doubt it, my little spaggy. Did you ever have a yellow bird?
     
  12. I've shagged a couple of Chinky birds if that's what you mean ;-)
     
  13. Fail. If you loved me, you know the song.
     
  14. A yellow bird, flew overhead..
     
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  15. Who gives a fuck? Just come back as " Co's_ Dvr's_Wank_Sock"...or something like that.
     
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