Can I drive please?

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by 1RS-4GS, Jan 18, 2012.

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  1. Wife - "Can I drive?"

    Husband - "No. I'm fine"

    Wife - "Oh, please let me. I really want to!"

    Husband - "No"

    Wife - "I tell you what, if you let me drive, just for a bit, when we get home I'll give you a blowjob"

    Husband - "Really?"

    Wife - "Promise"

    Husband - "Oh go on then"

    ..."And that, your honour, is the final entry from the black box on the Costa Concordia".
     
  2. My second cousins, best mates neighbour was on that ship......
     
  3. Was he any good at holding his breath?
     
  4. It was a she and no. She said it was great fun and was glad she wasn't on it when it sank.
     
  5. something else that went down on her???????????????????
     
  6. Reports say italian divers have found two glaswegians in the bar area of the stricken cruise ship. the two glaswegians told the divers to fuck off as they are all inclusive!!!
     
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