Can I drive please?

#1
Wife - "Can I drive?"

Husband - "No. I'm fine"

Wife - "Oh, please let me. I really want to!"

Husband - "No"

Wife - "I tell you what, if you let me drive, just for a bit, when we get home I'll give you a blowjob"

Husband - "Really?"

Wife - "Promise"

Husband - "Oh go on then"

..."And that, your honour, is the final entry from the black box on the Costa Concordia".
 
#5
something else that went down on her???????????????????
 
#6
Reports say italian divers have found two glaswegians in the bar area of the stricken cruise ship. the two glaswegians told the divers to fuck off as they are all inclusive!!!
 

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