Can i cook my own food?

#2
SOLSTICE said:
After phase 2 training when living in barracks can i cook my own meals or not?

Feck me, all this time and posting on ARRSE, and thats the best wah you can come up with?


It beggars belief
 
#5
Either that,or you can sit out on the roof with your softy jacket on heating up corn beef hash with a few hexys.
You'll look the b ollocks mate
 
#6
Of course, if you ask them nicely in the cookhouse they will allocate you a shelf in a fridge for your own little milk and butter containers. Then, when mummy sends you food parcels, you can keep them nice and safe.

You will, of course, have to practice the art of cooking sausages so they are black on the outside and bright pink on the inside; Be able to fry eggs in three inches of fat and burn baked beans, then, and only then, will you be competent to feed yourself!

:p
 
#7
Why?? Are you a fucking chef?


Yes I am actually. And i was told you may get your own kitchen in your barracks so thats why i asked.
 
#8
SOLSTICE said:
Why?? Are you a * chef?


Yes I am actually. And i was told you may get your own kitchen in your barracks so thats why i asked.
Yep, and your own Winnebago, pole dancing bird with three breasts and the CSM tucking you up in bed with a warm brandy each night....
 
#10
What you may get is a shared flat. It may have 4 single bedrooms, communal kitchen, sitting room and laundry facilities. Note that I have used the word may. You may also live in a delapidated s*** hole that even the rats won't live in, although thankfully these sorts of barracks are few and far betwee.
 

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#11
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
SOLSTICE said:
Why?? Are you a * chef?


Yes I am actually. And i was told you may get your own kitchen in your barracks so thats why i asked.
Yep, and your own Winnebago, pole dancing bird with three breasts and the CSM tucking you up in bed with a warm brandy each night....



And if your really lucky me old mate Saintsy will come round and do it for you (and CooK) Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
 
#12
Rudie said:
Either that,or you can sit out on the roof with your softy jacket on heating up corn beef hash with a few hexys.
You'll look the b ollocks mate
Whilst a nig in the mid 70's I thought it would be a good idea to use a hexy to cook a tin of Heinz tomato soup.
So as to be discreet, I cooked it in the communal shower area using one of the wooden seats by the shower itself.
Imagine my surprise when the hexy set fire to the paint on the seat and the consequent general panic breaking out in the block.
'Conduct prejudicial to good order and military discipline', fined £40.

It seemed like a good idea at the time.
 
#13
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
Yep, and your own Winnebago, pole dancing bird with three breasts ....
Have you strayed across from the MPs expenses thread?
 
#15
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
SOLSTICE said:
Why?? Are you a * chef?


Yes I am actually. And i was told you may get your own kitchen in your barracks so thats why i asked.
Yep, and your own Winnebago, pole dancing bird with three breasts and the CSM tucking you up in bed with a warm brandy each night....
Gen up? gonna have a chat with the badge tomorrow then.
 
#16
SOLSTICE said:
Why?? Are you a * chef?


Yes I am actually. And i was told you may get your own kitchen in your barracks so thats why i asked.
HeHe. I was told once that I had passed out I could apply to be a dog handler or even the C.O's driver.

Those chaps at the ACIO,hehe!
 
#17
Steak n kidney puddin in a tray wi chips n gravy. ......be fecked if I'm gonna cook for meself.
 
#18
chef or no chef mate what the fcuk do you want to cook for yourself in the block for???????.........all that time wasted washing dishes and scrubbing your little stove would be far better constuctivly used down the naffi sinking pints and watching the barmaid turn from a dog to a fox before your very eyes!!!


egg sandwiches are available from the vending machines in the naffi what else do you need you fruity little flucker???
 
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Tremaine

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#19
LancePrivateJones said:
Rudie said:
Either that,or you can sit out on the roof with your softy jacket on heating up corn beef hash with a few hexys.
You'll look the b ollocks mate
Whilst a nig in the mid 70's I thought it would be a good idea to use a hexy to cook a tin of Heinz tomato soup.
So as to be discreet, I cooked it in the communal shower area using one of the wooden seats by the shower itself.
Imagine my surprise when the hexy set fire to the paint on the seat and the consequent general panic breaking out in the block.
'Conduct prejudicial to good order and military discipline', fined £40.

It seemed like a good idea at the time.
LPJ you **** I just swallowed me fag. :D
 

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