Can he do anything right?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by therealbigdizzle, Nov 9, 2009.

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  1. Oh deary me.
     
  2. I've heard he's pretty good on the search function on here though.
     
  3. Hopefully, he can do a murder-suicide correctly, with Lord Fudgepacker and the rest of the Cabinate...

    If he does that one thing right, I think we can forgive him the rest of his sins! :twisted:
     
  4. Porridge_gun

    Porridge_gun LE Good Egg (charities)

    You've got shelves to fill.......
     
  5. Wrong as usual: I'm on holiday! :boogie: :D
     
  6. Porridge_gun

    Porridge_gun LE Good Egg (charities)

    Can you not take one from here too?
     
  7. From what I heard, he can at least talk about his political party without once saying the words 'zanu', 'Bliar', 'nieu arbeit' or any one of the other glass-eye-to-sleep sending references posted by some of the most mind-numbingly boring cunts on here. The mind-numbingly boring cunts who haven't got a decent fck or a fight in them - the same ones who've never eaten out a Belizean prostitute or tasted their mate's DNS from the arsehole of a North Carolinian bar girl.
     
  8. And miss out on your sparkling wit(or at least something that rhymes with wit) :roll: ?
     
  9. Bragging are we? ;)
     
  10. Porridge_gun

    Porridge_gun LE Good Egg (charities)

    Yes, of thats ok.

    Go into a timber yard and ask the staff to cut several four foot lengths of tongue & groove floorboarding and ask them to turn them on their edges and set about you with them.
     
  11. Congratulations: you've just proved that Brown is not the only one who can make a cnut of himself with his choice of words. :wink:
     
  12. Porridge_gun

    Porridge_gun LE Good Egg (charities)

    And to think you want to be me....... Your disappointment will make you do one?
     
  13. Porridge_gun & Werewolf sitting in a tree.... K I S S I N G..... Stop flirting you two, it's like watching David and Maddy in Moonlighting all over again.
     


  14. N***sy, is that you, mate? If it is, good to hear from you mate. F*cking hell, lah, the state of your tongue when you came up for the clinic at APC, near put me off custard slices for life!