Can anyone speak Japanese?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Apocalypse_later, Feb 7, 2012.

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  1. Hi all,

    I have a Japanese flag here that I was wondering if anyone could translate the writing?

    Taken from Japanese in Burma by my Grandfather.



  2. I'll learn to speak Japanese when they learn to speak Engrish! "Derivery" my hoop.

    FORMER_FYRDMAN LE Book Reviewer

    The bold bit at the top talks about 0% finance and three years' free warranty.
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  4. I'm pretty sure it says "masturbatory absorbtion towel...aim for red circle"

    Think your Grandfather has been carrying a japanese wank rag around mate
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  5. Actually, old bean, it says: "Please do not use this a wank rag".

  6. my japanese is about as good as mel gibsons 'scottish'
  7. I'm so ronery big boy...I think?
  8. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Yeah, I speak Japanese. I'm a bit rusty but a rough translation goes...

    "Probyns Horse. So where is your horse almond eyes? You will now surrender to superior... Whats that clanking noise? AARGH. Fuck. You bunch of cunts".
  9. Send it to the Japanese Embassey in London?
    This is their press department.
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  10. You need some one who can read Japanese, somebody who can speak it is about as much use as tits on a fish in this case. I can speak Cantonese, but I can't read it!

    P.S Have asked one of my Tojo friends to translate it for me!
  11. I'd wash the Jizz off of it first, those little bastards will eat anything!!!!!
  12. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Go to Tokyo. There are vending machines on their subway selling soiled linen. You might make a few quid.

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  13. It says:

    "this side - wax on. other side - wax off"
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  14. I've got a mate who reads Japanese, he spends a good amount of time over in Japan every year, I'll ask him to have a look at it.