Can anyone speak Japanese?



I'll learn to speak Japanese when they learn to speak Engrish! "Derivery" my hoop.


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Yeah, I speak Japanese. I'm a bit rusty but a rough translation goes...

"Probyns Horse. So where is your horse almond eyes? You will now surrender to superior... Whats that clanking noise? AARGH. Fuck. You bunch of cunts".
You need some one who can read Japanese, somebody who can speak it is about as much use as tits on a fish in this case. I can speak Cantonese, but I can't read it!

P.S Have asked one of my Tojo friends to translate it for me!


I've got a mate who reads Japanese, he spends a good amount of time over in Japan every year, I'll ask him to have a look at it.
It would appear, with my somewhat limited Japanese, to be either names and/or ranks/titles of people. Perhaps the names of soldiers in a unit. I'll get my (Japanese) wife to take a look if you like?
It says:
"in the name of his impirwial Majesty Hirwohito, a clurse is laid on the round eyed theiving English dog who steals this flag. may his piles consume him and his children and may his children's children all be fucking bone woodentops!"

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