Can anyone explain the RMP Cpl to Sgt promotion board point system?

#1
Hello to all,

yes I'm a noob to the forum in terms of posts, but I have been an avid watcher for a good few years.

I remember reading a post by an extremely helpful chap who kind of explained the workings of the Cpl to Sgt promotion board.

Does anyone here know what actually scores points on the board? If so can you please explain?

I will be honest I haven't got a clue and have been serving for a good few years and it turns out that Officers at my post have not yet had the privelage.

Thanks in advance.
 
#2
operations
fitness
knowledge of job
standards and bearing
extra activities - clubs, teaching blind pandas to forrage, etc
wanting to be a fed

all earning brucie bonus points
 
#3
Don't forget;
Grassing on your friends
Tampering or loss of evidence
Ability to ignore critically important evidence
Ability to contaminate a crime scene
Big-Up-manship when in any bar or licenced restaurant
Inability to interact with anyone who isn't RMP
Ability to waltz around any camp like you own it, making up your own rules and regs
 
#5
Just being a bigger CNUT than your fellow monkeys is also a big recomendation
 
#7
I will be honest I haven't got a clue and have been serving for a good few years and it turns out that Officers at my post have not yet had the privelage.

Thanks in advance.

You had best sort your fckin life out then you dirtbag, oh yes and its true no one likes you ..... now fck off
 
#8
The good thing is these days the whole process is anonymous and there are a few good resources online to show you the complete transaction in action.


Just Google "Glory Hole" and you will get the idea
 
#9
I thought this was done by a liberal throwing of chicken bones and chanting?
 
#14
Each time your boss receives a complaint about you, it's a point in your favor, showing that you have not been overly kind to the villain. Also catching people speeding in camp Bastion is a winner.
 
#15
Years ? look at my joing date you lard ass cripple
I think he means that judging by the tone and quality of your post, people in general have been giving you advice that you are a **** and should **** off, from , say... when you were born. I may be wrong of course.

Don't shoot the messenger by the way.
 
#16
Haven't met a decent monkey yet, apart from the (female) blonde Cpl who gave me an outstanding blowjob in Kosovo.

I ******* hate RAF, but there is one set of people I hate more.... Yep u guessed it YOU! Monkeys are the most unloyal, back stabbing, pretentious set of cnuts
 
#18
I think he means that judging by the tone and quality of your post, people in general have been giving you advice that you are a **** and should **** off, from , say... when you were born. I may be wrong of course.

Don't shoot the messenger by the way.
I think that is bollox and you have totally misread what he's saying. Never shoot the messenger.... just horsewhip him/her through the streets. Whats wrong with my posts anyway ? Im an upstanding member of the sock puppet community and proud of it
 
#19
I think that is bollox and you have totally misread what he's saying. Never shoot the messenger.... just horsewhip him/her through the streets. Whats wrong with my posts anyway ? Im an upstanding member of the sock puppet community and proud of it
Apologies - I hadn't realized you were someone's sock puppet. I just assumed you were an attention seeking web mong.
Does your alter-ego know you are posting here?
 
#20
Haven't met a decent monkey yet, apart from the (female) blonde Cpl who gave me an outstanding blowjob in Kosovo.

I ******* hate RAF, but there is one set of people I hate more.... Yep u guessed it YOU! Monkeys are the most unloyal, back stabbing, pretentious set of cnuts
Shouldn't worry too much, they will not be around in their current form much longer.
 

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