Can a Raleigh be used for cycling?

Discussion in 'Weapons, Equipment & Rations' started by Cutaway, Sep 28, 2010.

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  1. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Serious question. I know Raleigh bikes are incredibly tough and winter is coming. I'm putting 2 and 2 together and coming up with some justification on buying one. Would a Raleigh be any good for cycling on or should I go for something with more wheels ?

    What sort of knife should I use ?

    Stalking
    +Cycling
    +STABbing
    =All in one bit of kit!
     
  2. jim24

    jim24 Book Reviewer

    I use an old Raleigh "Stonefly" mountain bike with a 90watt electric motor strapped onto the back wheel for when I get tired,well I am almost 60, it's great for poping down the pub and as Cardiff is a really good bike friendly place it suits me well.
     
  3. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer


    That I can understand. Normally I just use a boneshaker and a panga but since moving back to Scotland the locals get bloody bitter and if I can get one bike that I can go cycling on and out stalking with in winter, save on the blood chits.


    Your suggestion is interesting but I've never been in the Black Mafia and anyway, I thought Collins had headbutted laminate in a drinking game.
     
  4. As long as it's not a Walter.

    Hat, coat, door
     
  5. The most important thing is to remember to have a playing card protruding from the spokes to catch the forks, so as you ride you get a 'clack clack clack' sound, which actually gets faster the faster you go!
     
  6. would you use a buffalo shiirt whilst out on your cycle?
     
  7. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Shit no !
    A Syncerus caffer might find me attractive !
     
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