Can a Lottery Win Buy Class

#3
Dear God knows I am not choosy but .........................
If she has won the 33 million, let me be the first to say she is one of the most beautiful women in the world
 
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#4
She might be gen.







Nah she's a dodgy slag - funny how the numbers are legible but none of the necessary information to validate the ticket is.

Obviously if she's gen I would.
 
#5
If you look at the article, it's pretty straightforward to repair the barcode so we'll know soon enough if she's a fraud.
 

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#6
Ooo look, the washing machine left the numbers in tact.

It only damaged the date, the raffle number and the barcode.

That's fortunate for her :)
 
#7
Ooo look, the washing machine left the numbers in tact.

It only damaged the date, the raffle number and the barcode.

That's fortunate for her :)
Perversely I would think you would have more chance if the barcode and date were intact and the numbers obliterated.....

Just in case she has won am off to look her up on facetube........ ;)
 
#8
I washed a pocketful of £20 notes once about £200 quids worth. They came out relatively unscathed although the paper felt of a different texture.

Went to pay them into the bank (with another load of wedge) and the counter clerk accused me of trying to pass counterfeits. Needless to say I wasn't best pleased and the manager was called.
Things were resolved quickly as I had a working relationship with the chap.
 
#9
I washed a pocketful of £20 notes once about £200 quids worth. They came out relatively unscathed although the paper felt of a different texture.

Went to pay them into the bank (with another load of wedge) and the counter clerk accused me of trying to pass counterfeits. Needless to say I wasn't best pleased and the manager was called.
Things were resolved quickly as I had a working relationship with the chap.
I've washed cash loads of times and not once has it felt or looked any different (except cleaner) so maybe you actually did have a pocketful of fakes?

There are a load of them in circulation so it wouldn't be that unusual.

You crook.
 
#11
She needs a new wardrobe full of clothes that fit before she thinks about class the grotty scrubber.
 

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#12
The Camelot computer will have a record of tickets sold. She should be able to specify the shop she brought it in. And the computer should then be able to specify if a ticket with the winning numbers was brought that week in that store.

It could also specify if a ticket with the same numbers was brought for a later draw. A ticket bought for the draw before the £33 million might be a honest mistake. One the draw after would not be. Let us hope that the ticket was not brought for a later draw or she might get free accommodation in a hotel with bars on the windows...

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#13
Not sure about class but it certainly won't buy you a command of the English language.

'Everyone deserves happyness in life so my outlook in life is tat if ur lucky enaugh to find it then u should hold on to it as u neva no if u goin to be that lucky again. Afta all life is to short as it

'I should be worth it cuz afta all i could end up being the woman of ur dreams u neva neva no.lol xx'

Although if she has won then I think she is a wonderful gorgeous woman and I would be happy spending the rest of my life correcting her drivel.
 
#15
Although if she has won then I think she is a wonderful gorgeous woman and I would be happy spending the rest of my life correcting her drivel.
Oi fucknuts, I staked my claim by post three, find your own sugar mummy to sponge off.
 
#16
Bollox.

Beaten to it.

Have you got the Scottish woman's phone number?

Her husband is not looking well and his condition might deteriorate very rapidly.
 
#17
It seems that the manky munter has previous form for trying to chisel money out of Camelot. She tried to claim £200 on a defaced scratch card after she accidentally 'dropping it in a puddle', resulting in only two of the symbols being visible.

Better yet, she is scheduled to appear in court in March having being charged with purse snatching and the theft of an X Box controller.

Can money buy class? All the money in the world? In her case, not a fucking chance.
 
#19
May I reserve my joy, not for her winning, but the sense of satisfaction I'll get when she gets a knock at the door and is arrested for attempted fraud by deception or similar offences
 
#20
On the basis of the photo, I wonder how many arrsers are scouring porn sites to try and find her....she must be out there....
 
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