Recently my 8 year old nephew came to stay with the despot and myself. After he left despot went onto her 'puter and then gave me a hell of a bollocking for going on certain sites. I managed to persuade her that my spelling is better than 'Laidies privets'. It is fairly obvious that the little sod has been looking at naughty sites. A quick peruse of the history confirmed this. Now my view is that I need to point out to the fellow that he needs to learn how to cover his tracks, and not to use the ayotollahs machine for such matters. Despot is distraught and is threatening to tell her sister (his Guardian reading, feminist, vegetarian type mother). Question is what do all the mums and dads out there think we should do. We don't have children ourselves so this is a serious request for advice. And yes - he got the wrong sort of bush asking for privets.