Camoron - Reward chavs for doing charity work

#1
HERE
pa.press.net - 09.07.2007 12:06
'Reward hoodies for charity work'


Disaffected youths should be handed concert tickets and other rewards in return for doing charity work, Tories are demanding.

The plan to encourage "hoodies" to volunteer is part of a social policy masterplan drawn up for party leader David Cameron.

It also calls for teenage pupils to be forced to devise and take part in social projects and for tax breaks to encourage the middle classes to give more to charity.

Mr Cameron said there was something "deeply wrong" with British society and that fixing it was the biggest challenge facing the country.

He tasked former party leader Iain Duncan Smith to produce the necessary policies and his social justice policy group will deliver its final report on Tuesday.

It concludes that the charity sector has a vital role to play but is being held back by Government interference and red tape and a drop in giving and volunteering.

Reforms are needed to help small charities maximise their income and have more chance to make a contribution to national anti-poverty efforts, it says.

"The war on poverty will only be won by liberating the third sector from the incessant pressure to do the Government's work in the Government's way," the report says.

"Innovative social entrepreneurs and grassroots projects need to be trusted and equipped to find new solutions to these intractable problems."

Under the proposed "V-card" system, young people would earn credits for doing voluntary work which could be exchanged for items such as concert tickets.
 
#3
Paying people to be voluntarily "nice" to others in an attempt to fix a general malais in society is just barking. What do you do - swipe in and out to get your credits?

Imagine yourself a Manager of some set up allocated "voluntary help". Even if the "help" is scheduled to come to you, how do you plan for it? It can't be relied on, you will still need full time staff and it will be more trouble than its worth.

Go the whole hog, make the damn thing compulsory for a year or two and pay the young a wage. I still think the German model is the best around. The young get to appreciative the society they are in, society gets something out and it stands the young in good stead for their future.
 
#4
They should be given menial work in exchange for their benefits. they'd soon get their hoodied arrses out looking for work then.

Chavs = Lazy cnuts except for

1)drinking
2)stealing
3)smoking
4)making more chavs
5)oxygen thieving

I could go on.
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#5
Who's charities? Remember the national lottery and all the 'good causes' it would fund? Now being robbed blind by Labliar to pay for things THEY should be funding, as well as taxed and the balance goes to some mega-gambling concern.

So, the Cons want to insist that 'hoodies' and other wastes of oxygen do work for charity, and they'll be paid out of our tax money for doing it.

Good move Cameroon; yet further proof that nobody should EVER vote Con again until this brainless Bliar-clone-wannabee is removed from the top of the conservatives.
 
#6
WTF!? You should re-institute the national service, and jail them if they don't comply.
 
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Biscuits_AB

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#7
I just love this guy. The more he spouts off crap like that....the longer the Tories will be in opposition. Keep it up Dave, you cool, hip, get down with yer homies, street wise, f*cking muppet.

I reckon the Tories are now looking to knife him soon. He's too much of an embarrassment.
 
#8
The_Seagull said:
They should be given menial work in exchange for their benefits. they'd soon get their hoodied arrses out looking for work then.

Chavs = Lazy cnuts except for

1)drinking
2)stealing
3)smoking
4)making more chavs
5)oxygen thieving

I could go on.
Agree 100%

Good basic idea, but make it a compulsary; a form of of National Service. Unlike NS, the Chavs stay on it until they can prove they are willing and able to hold onto a job.

If they refuse to either work or do NS, they get no benefits. And that includes child benefit, so they can't knock up some slut and live off her.
 
#9
This reminds me of school, where problem kids were given a day trip once a month - to a theme park or similar - if their "lesson reports" remained good for that period of time.

The only effect it had was to discourage everyone else from trying and teach them that misbehavior pays!
 
#10
Biscuits_AB said:
I just love this guy. The more he spouts off crap like that....the longer the Tories will be in opposition. Keep it up Dave, you cool, hip, get down with yer homies, street wise, f*cking muppet.
FFS Biccies - stop beating about the bush and say what you mean;)
 

TheIronDuke

ADC
Book Reviewer
#11
But if they're all doing charity work how will they find time for their remedial canoing trips to Wales?

The pot smoking toff breezed up to Northern shithole Newton Aycliffe last week and was promptly ambushed by Labour supporters, many wearing hoodies. He fled to his Smart Car. Which refused to start.

Truly, the slushie swiller is to the Tories what Kinnock was to Labour. A performing clown.
 
#12
in_the_cheapseats said:
Paying people to be voluntarily "nice" to others in an attempt to fix a general malais in society is just barking. What do you do - swipe in and out to get your credits?
And if you are voluntarily nice enough, often enough is it possible to bank enough credit to be allowed to stab someone viciously in the head?
I keep a small list of candidates and would happily swap a couple of Saturdays at the local youth club in return for giving them a moderate to severe beating.


It is possible I haven't fully understood this credit /debit reward system.
 
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Biscuits_AB

Guest
#13
Netwon Aycliffe..a northern shithole? You'll be saying Bishop Auckland is a tip next. I'd love to hear your opinion of Darlington.

Have you been to the Trimdons? Now, there's some right f*ckers live there, especially in Trimdon Village. And I'm not talking about the Bliars...who are one of the few residents not to be checked regularly on PNC.
 
#14
Charity said:
in_the_cheapseats said:
Paying people to be voluntarily "nice" to others in an attempt to fix a general malais in society is just barking. What do you do - swipe in and out to get your credits?
And if you are voluntarily nice enough, often enough is it possible to bank enough credit to be allowed to stab someone viciously in the head?
I keep a small list of candidates and would happily swap a couple of Saturdays at the local youth club in return for giving them a moderate to severe beating.


It is possible I haven't fully understood this credit /debit reward system.
:D :D Possibly you have but I wouldn't bet against it being used by a lawyer in some scums defence.

Welcome, Charity
 
#15
Thank you, Does the initiation start now?
 
#16
Charity said:
Thank you, Does the initiation start now?
Yes. Bend over, I'll get the broomhandle and bucket of lard.
 
#17
Disaffected youths should be handed concert tickets and other rewards in return for doing charity work, Tories are demanding.
That is wrong, they should be killed before they breed and then killed again. Their bodies packed onto large areoplanes and then kicked out over Africa to feed the starving, then they should be killed again.
 

Bouillabaisse

LE
Book Reviewer
#18
Biscuits_AB said:
I just love this guy. The more he spouts off crap like that....the longer the Tories will be in opposition. Keep it up Dave, you cool, hip, get down with yer homies, street wise, f*cking muppet.

I reckon the Tories are now looking to knife him soon. He's too much of an embarrassment.
Agreed. You have to wonder what the Tories think they were up to with this loony.
 
#19
At the moment the tory party just seems like a carbon copy of the labour party, if they went back to atually being the tories I would vote fo them.

This country needs a dose of common sense, the NHS,the prison service, the fire brigade and the Police force need a total overhaul, to remove all the left wing militant muppets and people who care more about targets and diversity than actually doing their job.We need to tone down this health and safty bollox and the human rights act and we need a novel idea, like actually locking up and punishing criminals.

At the moment I can't see the tories being brave enough to do it. And all this hug a hoodie shite just confirms it.
 
#20
Flagrantviolator said:
WTF!? You should re-institute the national service, and jail them if they don't comply.
damn straight (i'd be straight into chavness if it meant getting in 4 years early)
 

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