A USMC Captain was assigned to an Irish Regiment in a remote post in the desert. During his first inspection, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent and asked Sgt Paddy why the camel was kept there. "Well, sir", answers Paddy, "As you know, there are 250 men here and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have ..m-m-m....urges. That's why we have the camel, sir." The American Captain says, "I can't say that I approve of this but, for the sake of morale, the camel can stay." After about a month, the Captain starts having a real problem with his own urges. Crazy with passion, he asks Sgt P to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a stool behind the animal, the Captain stands on it, pulls down his pants, and has wild, insane sex with the poor beast. When he's done, he asks, "Is that how the men do it. Sgt? "Uh, no sir",Paddy replies. "They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are."