Camels milk could hit UK shelves

'Humps in production'

Camel's milk could become the latest super food to hit the shelves of health food shops and upmarket retailers.
The United Nations is calling for the milk, which is rich in vitamins B and C and has 10 times more iron than cow's milk, to be sold to the West.
right then, heres an excuse for a whopping list of camel and hump jokes. get 'em posted.:twisted:


What about the old Camel drills ?

Cameling, Cameling, Cameling....Camel STOPS !!!
Jump off Hump off Look inside ..
ON ! looking inside we see water inside the Hump and water inside the Camel,
Hump on Jump on carry on Cameling
Camel Camels one or two more steps then stops again.
Jump off hump off look inside ..
ON! looking inside the camel we see water inside the Hump and NO water in the Camel.
Fill Camel with water
Jump on Hump on carry on Cameling...

blah blah
Camel's milk is very good for you, nutritious and rehydrating. my mum said so.

A Camel
i'm not even going to click on that above link, 8O

so then, what i wanna know is who gets the job of milking the beast with two backs..............
I'm going to buy some then say I found a camel spider inside it and complain and win a years supply of camel milk which I will sell to make cheese.
I'm fed up with this already... yes I've got the hump.

and my coat, I'll leave quietly
maninblack said:
babyblue said:
'Humps in production'

A Camel's Toe is much more productive!
And some of them give you a place to park your bike as well.
Ah but you would need a camel with three humps if bikes are going to be parked .... Humphrey!

Taxi for babyblue, just getting my coat and I will join Phantom
babyblue said:
'Humps in production'

A Camel's Toe is much more productive!
The erm..dairy...produce of a camel's foot/toe would not be high on my list of breakfast vittles...
Do these ones come with IEDs strapped to the bottle?
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