Camel invades toe

#1
Were you this randy at 10 months old?....

A woman in Australia has been killed by her pet camel after the animal apparently tried to have sex with her.
The woman was found dead at the family's sheep and cattle ranch near the town of Mitchell in Queensland.

The woman had been given the camel as a 60th birthday present earlier this year because of her love of exotic pets.

The camel was just 10 months old but already weighed 152kg (336lbs) and had come close to suffocating the family's pet goat on a number of occasions.

On Saturday the woman apparently became the object of the male camel's desire.

It knocked her to the ground, lay on top of her and displayed what the police delicately described as mating behaviour.

Young camels are not normally aggressive but can become more threatening if treated and raised as pets.
BBC webpage
 
#2
Apparently it left two distinct foot impressions on her body. I expect my remark in the readers comments section of the Daily Telegraph about her being the only woman with three camel toes will go unpublished.
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#3
She died with a smile at least. How did the fuzz know that the camel displayed mating behaviour? Was it smoking a fag when they found it?
 
#10
This has been sanitised in our local press, saying that the camel 'forced her to the ground'. NO mention of any boners, frothing gashes, gags, chains whips or any camelidae specific nookie aids.
It didn't even describe the camel's attire, nor the discarded SR10, and of the swarfega bath, not a word.
 

TheIronDuke

ADC
Book Reviewer
#14
I always thought camels were mainly gay? They are called Ships of the Desert because they are full of Arab seamen after all?




No, mines the puce Bolero jacket with lace detail. Thanks.
 

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