camel/captain joke

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Poppy, May 31, 2005.

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  1. A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent.

    He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have "urges". That's why we have the camel."

    The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about "urges", so the camel can stay."

    About a month later, the Captain starts having his own "urges". Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel. When he's done, he asks the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?",

    No . not really, sir...They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are."
  2. I think you'll find your coat is hanging up by the door.
  3. I'm not wearing one today as it is sunny - I have a pink pashmina if that would do? 8)
  4. Poppy, have you become a dullard all of a sudden, or were you one of their sleeper agents all along?
  5. :(
  6. Its an old joke poops. Anyway it was originally a FRENCH officer, horrible non-english types that they are with their garlic and NON vote for the EU, (how funny was that by the way) and camel sha**ing tendancies.
  7. Poppy is not a dullard.. she's a shining ray of sunshine in an otherwise bleak and dreary world. Her presence onsite brings class, glamour and sophistication and her humour sends ripples of merriment through the whole of the Net.

    Poppy, you DID say the cheque was in the post, didn't you? :lol:

    Edited for Poppys' comment below....

    Yeah, a tenner will be fine Poppy - just don't forget the used thong as well :p xx
  8. [marq=left]Thank you Jack darling - it was £10 wasn't it?[/marq]