Calm down Terry!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by 23GN00, Apr 13, 2011.

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  1. Former Brookside actor Brian Regan, 53 who played Terry Sullivan in the soap has been arrested and charged with the murder of nightclub doorman Bahman Faraji, 44 outside a Liverpool pub on 24th February.

    He and Lee Dodson have been remanded in custody until an appearance at the city's crown court on 18th April.

    BBC News - Former Brookside star Brian Regan charged with murder

    Dey do do dat, do, don't dey?!?!
     
  2. Were their wives there?
     
  3. Did they find blood on his shell suit?
     
  4. How do they know it wasn't Harry Enfield in character that did it?



    I'm sorry, I'll translate for the scousers:

    'Ow do dey no it want 'Arry Enfeeeeld in karakter dat did it? Are yew lukking at me yer twat?



    This is a clear cut case of life reflecting art.
     
  5. That picture in your signature block, would that not be yourself, in scouse lycra and perm, busy buggering that there donkey?
     
  6. Yeah, but without Brookside we probably wouldn't have 'The Royals' every fucking Christsmas.

    Wankers.
     
  7. They would have to breed at some point otherwise they wouldn't be able to claim income support and would be shunned as freaks and chased from the shire!
     
  8. Best get re-reading your book of 'Gods creatures, and the art of manlove' (second edition) for it isn't Brer Donkey, but a Great Dane.

    Donkeys are renowned for kicking and can also give a nasty bite.

    Apparantly...




    (It's actually a fantastic GIF-file, but I'm not sure what to do to activate it, so to speak.)
     
  9. How ever did they pick him out of this line-up?

    [​IMG]

    The shock of the whole affair has rocked Liverpool!

    Almost as badly as the dark days of the evil arch witch Thatcher....[​IMG]
     
  10. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

    The bouncer was called Bahman. What was the barman called?
     
  11. It used to be, until it got wheeled out on every Scouse slagging thread. :)
    (I'm not a scouse by the way).
     
  12. Why, it's Bown, sir
     
  13. Scouse loving walt
     
  14. As if! :)
    Sharing an 8-man room in basic training with 6 scousers scarred me for life - my ears!