Calling in sick

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by Auxmaniac, Dec 16, 2011.

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  1. Boss receives a call: "I'm too sick to work today"

    "We're very busy, how sick are you?"

    "Well, I'm in bed with my sister"
  2. Ye olde ones are the best