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Calling all MPs- the OTHER lying, conniving, sneaky bleeders

#1
For some strange reason, I've always been drawn in to joining the monkey's (RMP V), and I was talking to a red-cap not so long ago and he tells me that once you get your warrant (and shiny new whistle), you can pretty much work as much as you want?

Is this true? I mean, if you were a tax-dodger for example, could you work the whole summer whilst not studying or would it just be for special events and at weekends?

Would working as an MP be the same as being a special (needs) constable? And eat away your MTD's per year?

Joking aside, in a nutshell are there opportunities to work as and when or is it just special events?

(edited to be more serious)
 
#2
Cavalier said:
For some strange reason, I've always been drawn in to joining the plastic monkey's, and I was talking to a red-cap not so long ago and he tells me that once you get your warrant (and shiny new whistle), you can pretty much work as mush as you want?

Is this true? I mean, if you were a tax-dodger for example, could you work the whole summer or would it just be for special events and at weekends?

And if so, how come other arms don't get to work doing their jobs with their regular counterparts? I mean, surely the loggies could supply a tax-dodging driver so that the Army could have more ice-cream vans? And us bleepers could supply unemployed ED's and the like.

Would working as a part-time monkey be the same as being a special (needs) constable? And reduce your MTD's per year?

Joking aside, in a nutshell are there opportunities to work as and when or is it just special events?
You are expecting a serious answer with comments like that? 'Plastic Monkey'? What is RMP(V) Airfix all of a sudden?
 

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