Calling all/any females

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by jimnicebutdim, Feb 2, 2006.

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  1. I need to get laid. I'm not fussy.

    As long as you're female i'll nail you

    Please respond

    PS I'm not desperate or anything.....honest
  2. Jim

    Your in a bad way mate, if you need to cry for that kind of help on here.

    I wish you all the best in your quest - just keep us all informed of the out come !!
  3. Not me...

    Someone has stolen my log-on
  4. Get yourself along to an arrse crawl. Never an easier lay. :wink:
  5. Know the feeling mate. Got ETS. (Enlarged Testicle Syndrome) Need to swap fluids with a female. Pulse optional. I will even get the greasy on the next morning.
  6. yes know the feelings there, i will join that club
  7. Shall we rename the forum to desperate blokes will nail any female (looks not important!!!!)
  8. More like Desperate Women who will nail any bloke :wink:
  9. scaryspice

    scaryspice LE Moderator

    No, but we'll lock the thread as irrelevant drivel. There are places to post this kind of desperate rubbish jim, but this isn't one of them.

    Now unlocked since it's been moved - in your own time go on.
  10. Normal squaddie behaviour then chaps 8)
  11. I tell you what I reckon if Jim suddenly started getting laid as a result of his desperate plea.. there would be a few more people on the bandwagon!! Jim I applaud your plea good effort man!! Let me know..lolol....
  12. Maybe there should be a 'personals' section......ooooh I can see it now:

    Bubbly bottle blonde, own income (dole), own house (council), loves socialising (3 kids by 3 different dads) and eating out (local kebab house). Looking for a sexy squaddie for friendship maybe (read definitely) more. Have Ron Hills, will travel.

  13. That sounds like 90% of the slappers on this site.
  14. Flowers was describing herself.

    Don't bother lads. She's crap and doesn't cook breaky the next day, either.
  15. Tiffy

    you seem to be in the know on that one you been there seen that got the tshirt