Calling all/any females

#2
Jim

Your in a bad way mate, if you need to cry for that kind of help on here.

I wish you all the best in your quest - just keep us all informed of the out come !!
 
#4
Get yourself along to an arrse crawl. Never an easier lay. :wink:
 
#5
Know the feeling mate. Got ETS. (Enlarged Testicle Syndrome) Need to swap fluids with a female. Pulse optional. I will even get the greasy on the next morning.
 
#8
jimnicebutdim said:
Shall we rename the forum to desperate blokes will nail any female (looks not important!!!!)
More like Desperate Women who will nail any bloke :wink:
 

scaryspice

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#9
No, but we'll lock the thread as irrelevant drivel. There are places to post this kind of desperate rubbish jim, but this isn't one of them.

Now unlocked since it's been moved - in your own time go on.
 
#10
jimnicebutdim said:
Shall we rename the forum to desperate blokes will nail any female (looks not important!!!!)
Normal squaddie behaviour then chaps 8)
 
#11
I tell you what I reckon if Jim suddenly started getting laid as a result of his desperate plea.. there would be a few more people on the bandwagon!! Jim I applaud your plea good effort man!! Let me know..lolol....
 
#12
Marky5503 said:
I tell you what I reckon if Jim suddenly started getting laid as a result of his desperate plea.. there would be a few more people on the bandwagon!! Jim I applaud your plea good effort man!! Let me know..lolol....
Maybe there should be a 'personals' section......ooooh I can see it now:

Bubbly bottle blonde, own income (dole), own house (council), loves socialising (3 kids by 3 different dads) and eating out (local kebab house). Looking for a sexy squaddie for friendship maybe (read definitely) more. Have Ron Hills, will travel.

:lol:
 
#13
Bubbly bottle blonde, own income (dole), own house (council), loves socialising (3 kids by 3 different dads) and eating out (local kebab house). Looking for a sexy squaddie for friendship maybe (read definitely) more. Have Ron Hills, will travel.
That sounds like 90% of the slappers on this site.
 
#14
The Lord Flasheart said:
Bubbly bottle blonde, own income (dole), own house (council), loves socialising (3 kids by 3 different dads) and eating out (local kebab house). Looking for a sexy squaddie for friendship maybe (read definitely) more. Have Ron Hills, will travel.
That sounds like 90% of the slappers on this site.
Flowers was describing herself.

Don't bother lads. She's crap and doesn't cook breaky the next day, either.
 
#16
watto135 said:
Tiffy

you seem to be in the know on that one you been there seen that got the tshirt
Mate, I've been everywhere on Flowers. Tried to wear the T-shirt, but you could have got three of me (I'm a Skinny cnut) in one of her shirts. From a distance, she's go nice chebs, but put them in your mouth and her nipple hairs are really coarse.

She lives in a grotty flat in London, which had a slight wiff of p1ss and sugar puffs.

On the plus side, she loves unprotected arrse to mouth and let me sh1t on her chest. :D

She's Going to kill me
 
#17
StabTiffy2B said:
The Lord Flasheart said:
Bubbly bottle blonde, own income (dole), own house (council), loves socialising (3 kids by 3 different dads) and eating out (local kebab house). Looking for a sexy squaddie for friendship maybe (read definitely) more. Have Ron Hills, will travel.
That sounds like 90% of the slappers on this site.
Flowers was describing herself.

Don't bother lads. She's crap and doesn't cook breaky the next day, either.
It's true :cry: I feel used, my white stilettoes and Ron Hills combo are lying stained by the door...... :roll:

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Stab you fecking wish!!! ;-)

Interested to know are all the women on this site automatically branded as slappers? I might have to make note that I am not cheap, you have to pay, but I do provide a loyalty scheme :-D
 
#18
StabTiffy2B said:
watto135 said:
Tiffy

you seem to be in the know on that one you been there seen that got the tshirt
Mate, I've been everywhere on Flowers. Tried to wear the T-shirt, but you could have got three of me (I'm a Skinny cnut) in one of her shirts. From a distance, she's go nice chebs, but put them in your mouth and her nipple hairs are really coarse.

She lives in a grotty flat in London, which had a slight wiff of p1ss and sugar puffs.

On the plus side, she loves unprotected arrse to mouth and let me sh1t on her chest. :D

She's Going to kill me
*draws finger in slow slashing motion across throat*

You are for it Stabby...
 
#20
I'd be surprised if he gets laid with talk like that. Don't act desperate, act arrogant, every girl loves a barstud!
 

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