Call to ban Jackass

#1
So, who is to blame then? The kid, the parents, the programme or everyone else and their pet cat?

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A FATHER has described the horror of seeing his son turn into a human fireball after copying a stunt from a film.

Stuart Harrison, 11, was rushed to hospital with severe burns following an incident on Sunday afternoon at his home in Greenock, Inverclyde.

It is understood he was engulfed by flames after copying scenes from Jackass: The Movie by spraying himself with deodorant and setting himself alight.
 
#4
Keep it. It seperates sensible people from those that should have died in the womb.


Darwin in a modern form.
 
#6
Any chance of a ban on morons instead?
 
#7
What the fcuk did the kid expect to happen???

Darwinism in full effect again...
 
#8
the_matelot said:
What the fcuk did the kid expect to happen???

Darwinism in full effect again...
you really do wonder what went through his mind

"Right i've covered myself in deodorant that says *HIGHLY FLAMMABLE* on it, now i've got a ligher and i'll set my hair alight. In a minute then i'll be ON FIRE!!! HOW COOL!!"

Sets light to hair

"ARGHHH FCUK IT BURNS!!!! HELP HELP DADDY!"

Well to be honest what did he think it would be like?
 
#9
No amount of laws can protect the stupid, morose and downright daft from themselves. Stupidity evolves far more quickly than intelligence. when will people learn this!
 
#10
Can't blame this on Jackass, we were doing it in the ACF over 10 years ago. Although we weren't stupid enough to do it to ourselves just the walls in the room.
 
#13
You just know that this will end up with deodorant cans being printed with the following warning label

"Warning, Contents highly flammable - THIS MEANS THAT IF YOU LIGHT THE SPRAY IT WILL BURN AND YOU WILL TOO"

Another near miss entry to the Darwin Awards this year. - Dumb Ass!

Why is it that Yanks need everything spelled out to them. Obviously all that junk food and other stuff is having an effect on the common sense areas of their brains. Jesus - they elected Bush into office - TWICE!

Edited - My Apologies, it was a Jock, not a Yank (According to the Scum, I can use these as they are not racist terms). Obviously too many deep fried kebabs - Junk Food Nation. But my comment about yanks still stands.
 

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#14
Archimedes said:
As some of the comments below the story suggest - - the parents for allowing their 11 year old to view an 18-rated film?
It was on the news up here and they asked the parents that very question. "we didnae know he had it , a friend must huv brought it round"

Of course. Not your job to keep an eye on your eleven year old is it?
 
#16
ishinryu said:
Why is it that Yanks need everything spelled out to them. Obviously all that junk food and other stuff is having an effect on the common sense areas of theit brains. Jesus - they elected Bush into office - TWICE!

I'm suprised you need to ask that question.


Piper aircraft and most of the puddle jumping manufacturers nearly went out of business due to Darwinism.

Some idiot tried to sue because no signs were posted in the aircraft stating 'You need to be a qualified pilot and crashing the aircraft may cause death'.

Why do you think most cars that may go to the NA market have stickers slapped all over the place stating things such as 'Crashing this car into a solid object may result in injury or death'. Or 'do not stick your fat head into the cooling fan as it may rip it off and make you die fuckwit'.

Can't ever remember the old Rover P5B or Jag E Type having such bollocks stuck all over them. (Apart from the Series III which was deformed to conform to the US market).
 
#18
The Lord Flasheart said:
Some idiot tried to sue because no signs were posted in the aircraft stating 'You need to be a qualified pilot and crashing the aircraft may cause death'.

Why do you think most cars that may go to the NA market have stickers slapped all over the place stating things such as 'Crashing this car into a solid object may result in injury or death'. Or 'do not stick your fat head into the cooling fan as it may rip it off and make you die fuckwit'.
Very funny :biggrin: .

There should be a program dedicated to people like this family. Look how stupid they made themselves look to the whole nation!

Mlarrr anyone?
 

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