Cake or Pussy?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by FaceLikeAPingPongBall, Sep 14, 2006.

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  1. Cake

    8.7%
  2. Pussy

    31.5%
  3. Both at the same time

    59.8%

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  1. Ok, we've had the Great Cake or Death debate and poll, but the question the world really wants answeed is:

    Cake or Pussy?
     
  2. Pussy but has to be shaven!! Maybe add some cream!!
     
  3. I don't want answeed thanks 8O
     
  4. Both of course, whats the ETA then? i'm dying to do an American Pie
     
  5. Both, though I think research is needed to create a raspberry-flavoured pussy. Or even a Jaffa cake one! :D

    Hungry anyone?
     
  6. Cake - I hate cats........ :wink:
     
  7. 'Shagging birds if for poofs'
     
  8. This could be the perfect opportunity to have your cake and eat it.
     
  9. Creampie.

    Cake and pussy.

    You know it makes sense.
     
  10. Why should I have to choose?
     
  11. Well there is the option for you to have your cake and it :p
     
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  13. Cake or Pussy?
    Cake
    4% [ 1 ]
    Pussy
    45% [ 10 ]
    Both at the same time
    50% [ 11 ]

    Total Votes : 22


    Who was it?!
     
  14. Some fudge nudging fatboy me thinks :roll:
     
  15. Look, it has to be both, together.

    Very soft, very moist chocolate mousse cake, perhaps a little cream, white lace lingerie, a very clean, very closely trimmed young lady and ... breathe through your ears!

    Sex and food belong together, sex and chocolate cake for me.

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